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Joe's Journey, part 11.5: An interview - Haramcha - 2026-07-12
Joe was back at the club’s facilities, noticeably less exhausted than the previous morning. Once again, he’d been guided by club staff who had asked him if he was ready for his media day. He wished he’d been out on the training ground, not preparing for his media day. Or at least that he’d been to the dressing room before the press stuff started. That way, he would at least have had a chance to get to know his new teammates. Instead, he was led through the facilities to a different room than the one he’d been to the previous day. How many of these things were there anyway? This one was a lot larger. It felt sort of like one of the food courts he’d used to hang out in back in his neighbourhood, before he’d started helping out Tok. Or like two asphalt football courts put together. Only it was a little nicer, with fake grass covering part of the room, a lot of professional-looking lights set up, different club-related merchandise, signs and banners covering the walls, including one cardboard-like wall which had been set up on the grass. This was where he was guided. Had to do what he was promised would be a short photo shoot consisting partially of more-or-less silly poses in club colours, and partially of Joe performing some basic tricks of his choosing with the ball. Going by the shutter-sound, half a ton of photos were taken.
Once the photo session was done, Joe was asked to do a quick, improvised interview. He’d be juggling the ball while answering questions. Supposedly the juggling would require enough focus that he’d be less likely to tell any fabrications, and so the fans would have a better chance at getting to know the real person behind. Of course, with the caveat that this was filmed in-house, then edited, and finally submitted. If he were to say anything too out of order, it’d certainly be cut anyway. Ten questions for the new teen, they promised.
Q: First of all, welcome to the club! What is your name, and where do you come from?
A: Thank you. Hi, I am Joe Mormor. I come from Bangkok, Thailand.
Q: What type of footballer are you? What can the fans expect?
A: I am fast, good technique. Dribbling, passing.
Q: What will you bring to the club?
A: Big smile. Big energy. And, I hope, many wins.
Q: Who is your biggest footballing inspiration?
A: Hmm, I like good dribblers. Like Messi, Neymar, Vini, Dembele.
Q: What is your favourite food?
A: Som tam. It’s Thai papaya salad.
Q: Do you have any hobbies outside of football?
A: I like watching movies. Thai movies, American movies. Also reading. Sometimes.
Q: What is your favourite movie?
A: Lahn Mah (“How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies” in English). It’s Thai movie, about family and money.
Q: What is your favourite thing to do on matchday?
A: Play the match! Also, take time for coffee in the morning. Always relax me.
Q: Do you know anyone in the Magyar-squad already?
A: Only a little. I met the other new guys before in academy football. But only talk a little. All very good players.
Q: Anything you want to say to the fans?
A: Hi everyone. Happy to meet you all. I will do my best for Magyar every match. Together, we will win so much! Please take good care of me!
As soon as the interview was over, Joe felt almost happy that this was how he had been made to spend the day. If his inability to formulate proper answers was anything to go by, he was more tired than he’d thought. And after all, rather immortalise your elementary English before the world at large and suffer the embarrassment that might follow than make a poor first impression to your teammates. The fans won’t care so long as you perform on the pitch. Teammates, however, are coworkers, and those you’ll want to be on good terms with off the pitch to be on good terms with them on the pitch.
Never had Joe realised that media might be more tiring than actually playing football. Laying in bed, he just hoped he wouldn’t have to do this all too often. Probably part of the life of a professional footballer. Matches are only once or twice a week for a couple of hours. Training a few hours most days, sure, but not quite the type of working hours Joe was used to from Tok, his father with his fruit stall back in Bangkok. Media, eating well, working out, sleeping on schedule, staying safe and healthy at all times. Those were the other components of the job. And while they might not add up to the many hours, it is an almost perpetual type of work. Not quite the same as working, but nevertheless paying work half of one’s mind.