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Blaise's Bookshelf - Vol 11 - McTruffles - 2026-08-23
How to Watch Soccer by Ruud Gullit
There are no matches this week, which means coaches get dangerous.
When there is no 90-minute reality check on Saturday, modern managers retreat into darkened conference rooms with projectors. For three days straight, our squad has been subjected to the gospel of the data analysts. We’ve seen heatmaps that look like modern art, graphs calculating our expected threat in the left half-space, and 40-slide PowerPoint presentations explaining that when the ball is on the right, the left back should be three meters further inside.
I sat in the third row, watching a 26 year-old staff member who has clearly never pulled a hamstring, explain spatial geometry to guys who have played five hundred professional matches. To survive the week, I brought Ruud Gullit’s How to Watch Soccer.
Enter Ruud Gullit. Ruud won the Ballon d'Or back when people had fabulous dreadlocks and smoking in the tunnel was just part of your warm-up routine. His view of the universe is wonderfully simple: the pitch is green, the ball is round, and human beings are clumsy apes trying their best not to trip over their own shoelaces. While our kid with the MacBook is furiously mapping out vector fields and kinetic zones, Ruud just shrugs and points out that if your teammate is surrounded by three angry defenders, kicking the ball at his kneecap is a terrible idea. So it goes.
There is a brilliant simplicity in how Gullit breaks down a match. If you have the ball, you make the pitch as big as possible. If you don't, you make it small. If you pass to someone who is marked, it’s a bad pass, regardless of what your "progressive passing metric" says on an iPad.
Sitting in those tactical meetings, I couldn't help but smile. The analysts can produce all the pie charts they want, but when the season starts and AS Paris comes pressing, nobody is pulling out a laser pointer. You just need to run into the channel, keep your eyes up, and pass the ball to the guy in the same colored shirt.
Rating: 4/5
Off-Season Status: Death by PowerPoint, saved by Ruud.