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vodka better then wine? - ChiefVito - 2026-09-08
In a recent turn of events, legendary powerhouse rookkie Martin Krpan has traded his iconic jug of wine for a bottle of premium vodka(i am slavic afterall), claiming it is the ultimate upgrade for his pre-match hydration routine. While traditional sports scientists are currently hyperventilating into clipboard-shaped paper bags, Krpan remains entirely unfazed. He confidently told reporters that if salt and water are good for the body, clear spirits must simply be the "purest form of liquid energy" available to modern athletes.The club's medical staff was last seen frantically googling whether standard electrolyte packets can dissolve in 80-proof alcohol, while the head coach has reportedly resorted to hiding the team’s water coolers to prevent Krpan from "improving" them. Fans have already embraced the chaos, showing up to the stadium carrying giant inflatable potatoes and chanting about liver endurance.Nutritionists have officially issued a statement confirming that vodka is, in fact, an excellent diuretic that will dehydrate a player faster than a summer afternoon in the Sahara. However, Krpan insists his new regimen makes him feel "light as a feather and completely immune to the referee's whistle." Management is currently drafting a brand-new clause in his contract regarding pre-game beverage management. Martin was also seen drinking or can i says pregaming matches with @PidgeyDestined and he is thrilled aswell. (if anyone else wants to drink just leave a cooment and ill @ you.)