GRADED: GRADED: Theme Week - Tim Etodeliverapizzaball's XI

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GRADED: GRADED: Theme Week - Tim Etodeliverapizzaball's XI - MCP - 2022-08-21

PARIS - Theme Week is upon every player here in the SSL, but this theme week has been controversial: each player needs to list an ideal starting XI. Many players have published lists including themselves and the top players in the league, some have gone for the non-controversial option of listing their current teammates, but none have been out there. As of now, Tim Etodeliverapizzaball's list has been published, and the results were surprising (or not, depending on how much of SSLN's coverage of Etodeliverapizzaball's SSL journey you've experienced): A Singular Tub of FazeBerry ® GFuel ® Energy Formula - The Official Drink of ESports ® Blueberry Poptart Breakfast Sandwich O’Pumpernickel Bud-Lite "Large Box" McGuirk Heh Heh Oliver Kahn't Stop Shots Pingu Nootazuki Skooma Hulk a Votto Skoomina Hulk a Votto Superior Athelete Tim Etodeliverapizzaball During a series of theme week of walk-up interviews, Etodeliverapizzaball had this to say about his starting XI: "Wait, you don't know why I chose everyone? Dude, it's so obvious." (The interviewer informs him that he does not know why it's obvious) "I don't understand, but only for you Lil' Little (sup lil' little): i spent $300,000 dollars to assemble a team to analyze each player based on their verticality using the Titmus test. After that was donezo, I stared at it until I was satisfied. This is a solid list I'll tell ya that much. Especially A Singular Tub of FazeBerry ® GFuel ® Energy Formula - The Official Drink of ESports ®, that dude gets vert on a whole other level." (Interviewer asks about the "Titmus Test") "Sorry Moscavo, that's all classified. If you're wondering who got the highest score, it was A Singular Tub of FazeBerry ® GFuel ® Energy Formula - The Official Drink of ESports ®. Seriously, he was killing it throughout the whole process. Cool? Buzz me!"