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+--- Thread: Parkda Bus - Premature exit (/showthread.php?tid=3776)
- Eggcracker - 2023-05-19
Parkda Bus' career ended before it really even began. After having a promising junior career, the hopeful goaltender decided to have some surgery done on nagging injuries picked up over his youth career. <br><br>Along with that, he decided to get butt implants to improve his prospects of getting drafted by a top SSL team. Unfortunately, the plastic surgeon botched the procedure and now Parkda can never play soccer again, his butt is so big now that "you can see it from the front", and he can no longer do the basics like standing or jumping without causing ripples in space time.<br><br>I am so sorry. Will recreate when I have more time <3