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Fry's lunch is out - CuriousShadow - 2025-03-09
Mid season, Fry and Cataluna face off against a somewhat flagging Tokyo. Fry found himself barely able to get his boots on for the start of the match, having unexpectedly been marked down to start - a mistake, surely! Unclear as to the tactical direction, Fry wandered around vaguely in the left attacking zone, getting in the way of his teammates and receiving no passes at all. During the break after Tokyo scored their first goal he heard a fan yell from the stands, "Fry! Your soccer is bad and you should feel bad!" Fry promptly half volleyed the ball over the bar and injured the space crab that yelled, that'll show him. A fantastic team goal organized by Fry was rolled back by VAR for a phantom offside infringement.
Off at halftime, Fry consumed two energy drinks and a somewhat suspicious sandwich from a nearby vending machine. His stomach grumbling, a bubbling crude stirred in his belly. Abruptly the contents of his stomach rocketed out from his mouth and nose, spewing across the locker room and drenching the coach's shoes. Without missing a beat, he grumbled "Kim Heung-Min, suit up, you're in. Fry, go be sick elsewhere."
Retching in the corner, Fry heard another cheer as Tokyo scored another goal to seal the game.