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Fry is not the Easter Bunny - CuriousShadow - 2026-04-05 The sun breaks through the eyeball, into Fry's brain.  Easter Sunday is upon us, and Fry is not the Easter Bunny.  As has been pointed out in his recent physical, his cartilage is wearing thin.  Despite years of advancements, the cartilage is still an insurmountable barrier.  Unyielding, unwavering, inevitable.  While he might still be able to leap today, the grim predictions are already in place.  Your hour is now.  This season.  A moment to reflect, we just arrived at the top division.  Nevertheless - this season is the one. That said, we have writing to do.  Some bonuses from seasonal tasks.  Some TPE to spend.  And will we make those decisions based upon the coach, or upon the gentle post rater?  Who is to know? Still - Fry stands as one of the best of the wingers in the modern day.  World Cup winner.  Excellent stats and records with Cataluna.  But something we have not done - performed well in the top division.  What will be Fry's goal? Top 3 assist man in the league. Top 2 finish for Cataluna. Top 2 for MVP on the team. There is where we stand, how we will measure our performance.  One additional side goal - most successful tackles on the team. Done. RE: Fry is not the Easter Bunny - Beavie - 2026-04-05 My player often gets confused for the Easter Bunny