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Mullet Man Three Game Reflection - Ogreishh - 2026-05-01
In this article of Mullet Man Three Game Reflection, Mullet Man experiences a bit of everything, Stockholm experience top of the ladder and I, the article writer try to make funny jokes while making Mullet Man say things he absolutely never said.
Mullet Man was introduced into the SSL a week or so ago. He ending up joining Adowa Accra, with them being the only team who which found the correct shirt size for Mullet Man and his beer belly. In his few weeks in the SSL, he has had some major ups and some major lows already.
Starting with where his career started (where else would I start?), Adowa Accra vs Atletico Medellin. The game where which would decide whether Adowa would go on top (with the scenario if Stockholm lost prior to the Adowa game. They did lose, but not prior to Adowa's win, but there's probably some time travelers in the Adowa lockers knowing what happened at Stockholm's game.). Mullet Man knew what expectations there were, and scored two goals on his debut, the most of any player on the pitch that game. (If we ignore @Ewan1245 Ewan Purves who scored two goals, but this article is purely about Mullet Man, it's not called 'Ewan Purves Three Game Reflection'.) The FM gods gave their next god an 8.5 match rating.
Riding on a high, Mullet Man went into his next game, the number one placed team versing the second placed team, two teams in the fight for the title. If you couldn't guess Adowa Accra vs Stockholm, I'm not surprised, that was a hard one to get right. The prior five words I had just wrote was how Mullet Man's performance was, missing many chances at goal and even a penalty! (guess I'll have to change the render... can't be Ronaldo without putting in penalties.) Eventually, Stockholm came home to win 2 - 0, with the FM Gods now bullying poor god Mullet Man with a 5.9 performance rating!
(I'd like to add prior to this next game, I originally wrote it from the Stockholm game, so there'd be two Stockholm games that ended the exact same way, I'm very sorry for nearly spreading misinformation for the sake of getting 6 TPE. All is deleted now.)
Mullet Man, during his trip to Victoria, Australia, he Falls off his high car from the Stockholm game (which was why he was riding on a high) then gets attacked by wedge tailed Eagles all shaming him over his missed penalty. Now lower than ever before, Mullet Man heads into his next game against the team who I've already named somewhere in this paragraph. I didn't watch the game, but from rewatching, he faked out Jarrow Legend and the Adowa player of @nckkss Nick Kasak scored. Then another goal happened for Adowa Accra, except I don't really know about it, lacked a bit of Mullet Man goalscoring. (on a serious note, congratulations to @McTruffles Blaise N'Kufo). The game ended 2 - 2 and Mullet Man got his first assist of his career and getting a good rating of 7.3.
We talked to Mullet Man about his three mixed performances and he said to us "What games? I only remember the Medellin victory? Are you one of the new time travellers in the Adowa lockers?! Can't wait to see yous next game in the lockers."
Question for the readers?
What new render should I have, considering I missed a penalty? I can't be Ronaldo if I don't prioritise on my penalties.
RE: Mullet Man Three Game Reflection - nckkss - 2026-05-01
Oh the rise and rise of Mullet Man. A hero for the ages