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Mullet Man Is One Big Angry Sook, Why? - Ogreishh - 2026-06-27 If you have looked at the past two games of Athenai, Mullet Man has been shown yellow in both of the games. That's enough yellow to cover white paint the size of two yellow cards. Many have been asking why is Mullet Man getting loads of yellow cards. Theories have come about on why Mullet Man is getting shown TWO yellow cards such as from nerdy stats lads saying "ermm... his discipline is not at exactly 14 which means he will receive yellow card every game" to the non mullet supporters saying "HE DESERVES IT THE RIGHT OL' ANGRY SOOK!" and we're going to do some Mythbusters on Mullet Man's two yellow cards. Theory 1. "ermm... his discipline is not at exactly 14 which means he will receive yellow card every game" I would like to look at Mullet Man's stats to disprove which first of all, I believe there is no stat named "Discipline", maybe there might. Except I can't prove it, I'm having a right ol' nightmare going into the portal and it's not the portal's fault I can't enter. Proof of right ol' nightmare: Theory Inconclusive Theory 2. The FM Gods Hate Mullet Man This has been said time and time again, gods hate god. And this can be almost 100% proven, his first game he had a right ol' stinker (maybe it was in respect of Jay Burns). But then the gods, the FM Gods called up Mullet Man and gave him two pills, either have a stinker EVERY game and MISS EVERY penalty FOREVER or get a yellow card in EVERY game FOREVER (that he's on the field for). He chose the yellow pill and now has anger issues.  Proof: Theory Proven Theory 3. He's playing Wordle If you were in the team server, you would know that Mullet Man does play Wordle quite often, I don't think he's missed a correct word. (however I'd like to admit I've cheated on one of the days but made it look like I didn't do it earlier in the day). Burn the witch, burn the witch, you may. Anyways, the theory goes that one game is equivalent to one letter of the Wordle answer, he got grey on his first letter, and yellow on the next two tries and didn't even get anything inbetween. Proof of Cheating?: I don't remember which day it was nor I care to look for it Theory Proven Theory 4. It's A Coincidence That He's Got Two In A Row And You're Making It Way Bigger Of An Issue Than It Should've Been Theory Disproven Theory 5.  "HE DESERVES IT THE RIGHT OL' ANGRY SOOK!" Maybe... just maybe, I haven't seen what caused the yellow cards to be shown to him. However, we can imagine that he just stood on the field showing off his hair to the hairless SSL Base referee. Bases' can't have hair, sorry, I guess, your fault for being a base. Proof of Hairless Base: Just get a yellow card yourselves and you'll find out.  Theory Disproven And that's it for the Mulletbusters of why Mullet Man received two yellow cards two games in a row, it comes down to the fact he received the yellow pill and the fact that he's playing Wordle during the game. He's never going to get the right answer, there's no green cards the silly billy.