vodka for white claws... :(

[ChiefVito]

Martin Krpan is a generational football talent in the dfence, but his match-day preparation is pure chaos right now. After @PidgeyDestined asked him to stop taking straight vodka shots in the locker room, Martin actually listened and made the switch to White Claws(@Frantik , really bad drink tbh). Pidgey thought it was a genius compromise to keep the young star from playing completely blasted, but Martin is absolutely hating life.He feels like he’s chugging expensive, fizzy battery acid with a faint whisper of fake black cherry, and it’s completely ruining his match-day aura. The heavy carbonation is messing with his stomach, leaving him bloated on the wings and burping mid-sprint. It’s a total disaster for his match sharpness, and he refuses to keep tanking his form for a drink he despises.He is officially done with seltzers and wants to switch to a new routine immediately. While he wants to keep drinking white claws when he is with pidgey,  he needs a premium alternative that actually tastes good and leaves him feeling light on the pitch. If he doesn't find a new vibe before the scouts arrive next weekend, he’s going to lose histouch on the field. (recomendations welcomed)

[Malino8444]

Can't even get in those pre-match vodka shots these days...