2025-04-13, 01:42 PM - Word count: 325
Reporter: Mr. Jimotheus, thankyou for taking the time to speak to us regarding the draft today.
Jimotheus: Yes well, anything for the fans. Really you should be thanking my publicist it was here idea of course! *remind me to fire her, I am sick of her interventions*.
Reporter: Ofcourse, ofcourse. Now you were the 32nd overall pick in the draft quite a disappointing number I must say.
Jimotheus: ...And which number did you get drafted?
Reporter: I don't understand I wasn-
Jimotheus: Not drafted? Oh so you must be an expert in draft potential? Statistics? Perhaps you have an insider knowledge as to what teams are looking for which position?
Reporter: Well I-
Jimotheus: No! Exactly you don't. So with the bare minimum of respect that I can offer to you which I scarcely dare to even offer, how dare you even consider judging me on my position in the draft!
Reporter: I wasn't I just-
Jimotheus: The way I see it, the academy meant nothing. It was just a warm up, I wasn't even playing at full potential! I was coasting through, saving myself for what's actually important, the matches that actually mean something. Do you understand?
Reporter: What I meant was-
Jimotheus: Give me that microphone. Do I have your attention now world? Because if you don't know who I am, then you haven't been paying attention and don't deserve the introduction. I am the future! I don't need any of you! You need me! I provide you entertainment to your otherwise worthless means of existence. I am the hero of this league and I allow you to exist in it!
*Takes a minute to adjust hair*
Jimotheus: Now how is that for an exclusive? Now. Are we quite finished here? Or do you perhaps have another well researched question to offer me?
Reporter: Uhh..
Jimotheus: Very good answer, I'll see myself out.
Jimotheus: Yes well, anything for the fans. Really you should be thanking my publicist it was here idea of course! *remind me to fire her, I am sick of her interventions*.
Reporter: Ofcourse, ofcourse. Now you were the 32nd overall pick in the draft quite a disappointing number I must say.
Jimotheus: ...And which number did you get drafted?
Reporter: I don't understand I wasn-
Jimotheus: Not drafted? Oh so you must be an expert in draft potential? Statistics? Perhaps you have an insider knowledge as to what teams are looking for which position?
Reporter: Well I-
Jimotheus: No! Exactly you don't. So with the bare minimum of respect that I can offer to you which I scarcely dare to even offer, how dare you even consider judging me on my position in the draft!
Reporter: I wasn't I just-
Jimotheus: The way I see it, the academy meant nothing. It was just a warm up, I wasn't even playing at full potential! I was coasting through, saving myself for what's actually important, the matches that actually mean something. Do you understand?
Reporter: What I meant was-
Jimotheus: Give me that microphone. Do I have your attention now world? Because if you don't know who I am, then you haven't been paying attention and don't deserve the introduction. I am the future! I don't need any of you! You need me! I provide you entertainment to your otherwise worthless means of existence. I am the hero of this league and I allow you to exist in it!
*Takes a minute to adjust hair*
Jimotheus: Now how is that for an exclusive? Now. Are we quite finished here? Or do you perhaps have another well researched question to offer me?
Reporter: Uhh..
Jimotheus: Very good answer, I'll see myself out.
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