2025-04-14, 10:39 AM - Word count: 223
Welcome to another article by The Krumbling Kronicle, today we are interviewing the latest upcoming superstar from the Summers family, Kelsier Summers! He is the first in his family to venture into Simulation Soccer, but his cousins have all ventured into Simulation Baseball, Football, and Hockey!
So Kelsier, any idea where you think you will go in the upcoming draft?
- No, and honestly I don't really care. You wanna know what I do care about? Chef Donnie's Double Seal Super Lock Plastic Baggies, they fit twice as much as other competitors, and stay sealed!
Wh-what? Did you just do an ad read in the middle of this interview?
- Ad read? I'm just enthused about a great product. You know what else enthuses me? The new book by Dalinar Summers titled: One Ring and Counting. It tells his great story of how he helped his team win the ultimus trophy and shows a great workout regimen that I actually use myself!
You just did it again, that is super unprofessional. We wanted to interview you to help your draft stock, not so you could make a quick buck off of us.
- Shouldn't have interviewed me then.
Seems that's all the time we have for today, tune in next time, hopefully it wont be as bad as this time.
So Kelsier, any idea where you think you will go in the upcoming draft?
- No, and honestly I don't really care. You wanna know what I do care about? Chef Donnie's Double Seal Super Lock Plastic Baggies, they fit twice as much as other competitors, and stay sealed!
Wh-what? Did you just do an ad read in the middle of this interview?
- Ad read? I'm just enthused about a great product. You know what else enthuses me? The new book by Dalinar Summers titled: One Ring and Counting. It tells his great story of how he helped his team win the ultimus trophy and shows a great workout regimen that I actually use myself!
You just did it again, that is super unprofessional. We wanted to interview you to help your draft stock, not so you could make a quick buck off of us.
- Shouldn't have interviewed me then.
Seems that's all the time we have for today, tune in next time, hopefully it wont be as bad as this time.
