2025-05-02, 11:21 AM - Word count:
Listen. Us Seoul are going to win okay. The league is ours. We going to the semifinals of the club. Infact we finna be the best Seoul team ever. But WHO is the team. Well we are not just a team. But devils. BLUE DEVILS. But who are the blue devils. Well il tell you. First we got our passer. Pablo kwasski ,aka the ***phantom passer***. He leads the minor league in successful passes. With 400 successful passes. That would be impressive enough but what makes it more impressive is that. The person closer in second place. He has 361. Which means he’s behind my teammate a full 39 more passes. Then we got dabi, this man is a prime goal scorer. With 5 goals and and is top ten in goal scoring in minor league with that power kick. He is a dangerous attacker in the box. But speaking of power. We got mister. ZLATAN GIMBRVIC with 6 goals in these 7 matches. Nearly a goal a game. He’s not a striker. HE is THE STRIKER.but let’s back track before I talk about the main man.lets talk about our guy andres the grion, he is top three in assits with 5 assits and nice passing skills. Really the mastermind at feeding the beast.speaking of beast we got the man the legend.day walker he has 7 chances created,has 308 successive passes, in the top 10 spot.7th place to be exact. But I can’t and this off without talking about anchor of this team. Red panda. Let me tell you how crazy good he is. He has 4 goals 4 assits. So he is a striker and a playmaker at once. And the way he shoots. It’s so so like instead of kicking it straight. He hits it side ways in a fast break. Kinda reminds me of fry. In a weird way. But anyway. Between all of us all ( yes surprisingly me to) we got 16 goals and 5 aissits, we are without a doubt winning almost anything. Anyway see yall later as I gotta prepare for the upcoming game of our cup. Goodbye for now
