2025-05-07, 12:47 PM - Word count:
Moving on to the current week, Fry felt a bit lackluster. Previous weeks had not been going so well, and this week's match is up against Schwienstigger FC - a team notorious for beating everyone like rented mules. Not the quality rented mules, but the lowbrow ones that no one cares if they get beat or not. Still, it's a match.
Once again, Fry did not bother tying his shoelaces, and in fact he wasn't wearing pants. No one was likely to call him until the second or third half of the match. Let's have a beer!
Today's intermission is brought to you by Hooloo Danger! Maker of fine ales.
Oh no - get your shoes laced up lad, you're in the match!
Fry rushed down the tunnel, barely making it to the field on time.
A quick set play and Whittington put in the first goal for Schwarma FC.
Shot after shot, corner after corner, but Twinkletoes could not stop them all, Sukzuki putting in a second ball.
Medema's shot was just parried wide, and then the referee corruptly called offside on the opening goal for Cataluna and in the end it came for nothing.
Working on corner kicks, Cataluna got up the the 8th before finally putting one away, and bringing back a goal, Medema whacking it sternly home.
Hakkinen touched in a 3rd goal for Schwarzzenegger FC.
Wagner replaced Fry in the second half, and just as well, Bernardo was not having a great day. Within a minute another goal flew in for Sukzuki.
Once again, Fry did not bother tying his shoelaces, and in fact he wasn't wearing pants. No one was likely to call him until the second or third half of the match. Let's have a beer!
Today's intermission is brought to you by Hooloo Danger! Maker of fine ales.
Oh no - get your shoes laced up lad, you're in the match!
Fry rushed down the tunnel, barely making it to the field on time.
A quick set play and Whittington put in the first goal for Schwarma FC.
Shot after shot, corner after corner, but Twinkletoes could not stop them all, Sukzuki putting in a second ball.
Medema's shot was just parried wide, and then the referee corruptly called offside on the opening goal for Cataluna and in the end it came for nothing.
Working on corner kicks, Cataluna got up the the 8th before finally putting one away, and bringing back a goal, Medema whacking it sternly home.
Hakkinen touched in a 3rd goal for Schwarzzenegger FC.
Wagner replaced Fry in the second half, and just as well, Bernardo was not having a great day. Within a minute another goal flew in for Sukzuki.
