SFV vs CAT MD1 S18 Review

[Nion]

Reviewing Schwarzwälder FV vs CF Catalunya on Matchday 1 for S18

But first, let's have a look at the Major Ladder from S17.

1. Reykjavik United (31 pts, 46 GD)
   
2. Schwarzwälder FV (29 pts, 37 GD)
   
3. AC Romana (26 pts, 15 GD)
   
4. Tokyo SC (23 pts, -7 GD)
   
5. Hollywood FC (20 pts, 6 GD)
   
6. CA Buenos Aires (19 pts, 14 GD)
   
7. CF Catalunya (12 pts, -20 GD)
   
8. União São Paulo (0 pts, -91 GD)
   

This is gonna be a really hard match for CF Catalunya based on their performance in S17.
Schwarzwälder FV were in a title race in S17.
CF Catalunya needs to improve their performance in S18 if they wanna beat the title contenders.
 

KICKOFF

 

In the 3rd minute, Schwarzwälder won a direct free kick with Fara Dian to take it. Fara crosses into the box, but Gastone Poggio nods it out.

Wang Zhihao does get the ball first as he passes it to Peregrin Plink, crosses to Tamanna Whittington, and he heads the ball past the goal line bringing the first goal for Schwarzwälder FV.

 

'3 Tamanna Whittington 
1-0

 

In the 19th-20th minute, Schwarzwälder won a throw in with Tamanna Whittington to take it. Tamanna throws it to Dombrofski Maximiliano, he has to back up, passes to the goalkeeper, Muunokhoi Sarantsatsral who then makes a long pass to Fara Dian, but passes back to Muunokhoi. He passes to Karl Schenkinger, he starts looking for options. Karl decides to pass to Peregrin Plink, Peregrin attempts to make the run, he looks for options, he passes to Clara Schmidt into the box, Clara has to get out of the box, he crosses to Kimi Häkkinen, and Kimi makes a good header into the back of the net.

 

'20 Kimi Häkkinen
2-0

 

Half Time
Schwarzwälder FV 2-0 CF Catalunya

 

2nd Half KickOff

 

In the 53rd minute, Schwarzwälder won a corner with Clara Schmidt to take it. Clara crosses into the box to whoever the ball is gonna land on, it lands on Duncan Maxwell's head, AND DUNCAN MAKES AN IMMEDIATE HEADER INTO THE BACK OF THE NET! SCHWARZWÄLDER IS TAKING A 3 NIL LEAD IN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF THE GAME!

 

'53 Duncan Maxwell
3-0

 

In the 64th-65th minute, CF Catalunya finally won something. CF Catalunya won a direct free kick with Ljubica Kamenova to take it. Ljubica crosses to Hercule Hefeweizen, but Dombrofski Maximiliano nods the ball out of the box. Xavi(?) is able to get the ball first, he passes to Hercule, passes backwards to Amore Delo, but passes back to Hercule. Hercule passes backwards to the goalkeeper, Vis Grappo for some reason. Vis passes to Pork Tenderloin. WELL, well, well. Anyway, Pork passes to Red Panda- great, we're naming our players after animals now? Anyway, Red attempts to pass to Gastone Poggio, but Heather Bull intercepts the ball, but Gastone was not gonna let it slide as he taps the ball off Heather. I honestly couldn't care less anymore, I'm just gonna keep going. Red Panda gets the ball first, he makes a run into the box, but Heather Bull makes a dirty tackle giving a penalty to CF Catalunya. Bayley De Allie volunteers as tribute (Hunger Games reference). Bayley taking the penalty...

and the penalty is successful giving Catalunya their first goal of the season maybe the start of a 3-0 comeback.

 

'65 Bayley De Allie

 

Nope, I was wrong
Full Time
Schwarzwälder FV 3-1 CF Catalunya

 
Clara Schmidt won the PoTM award with an 8.1 rating, and Hercule Hefeweizen and Vis Grappo were the best performing players for CF Catalunya with a 7.0 rating.

 

Weird Names Tally: III

 
I'll be doing yet another random match for any season in any league next, so stay tuned.

[Matt Turk]

Love this sort of analysis. The formatting is beautiful too.

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