2025-12-01, 04:16 AM - Word count:
Morning all
John Waffle here with another inside scoop! This time reports of a massive roster shakeup for the Tokyo/Cairo organsiation after a catastrophic 1st half of the season
Reports are two senior players have been demoted to Cairo after consistently being absent from training and that the Rookie No Face will be Tokyo's Talisman going forward!?
We intercepted a final message sent to Ibruhimovic
"Good afternoon sweet Ibruhimovic, cracker of eggs (If you was a dark souls boss I imagine your name would be that) I come with a message that I hope finds you in good health and happiness, you're an old man now, there's no denying that, the SSL has been harsh on your body as it has to so many others, the winters feel colder and the summers feel hotter, you forget where you put your boots after training more often and you can't keep up with all the new memes the kids say now (6-7.. I thought 69 was the funny number) as the time of reckoning has come for you, I wish I could of done more to protect you from the sands of time but alas the grim reaper is ever vigilant, I'm afraid your future belongs in Cairo, where you should feel right at home amongst the other very old things... You time with Tokyo has been majestic but it's time for this sweet prince to have his eternal slumber, Yours with love... someone you've never spoken to"
Looks like the old guard was still highly repsected in the Tokyo Camp
A much needed move or a wild stab in the dark? Let us know below
You've been amazing, I've been John Waffle, and this has been the Victoria Falls Gazette
John Waffle here with another inside scoop! This time reports of a massive roster shakeup for the Tokyo/Cairo organsiation after a catastrophic 1st half of the season
Reports are two senior players have been demoted to Cairo after consistently being absent from training and that the Rookie No Face will be Tokyo's Talisman going forward!?
We intercepted a final message sent to Ibruhimovic
"Good afternoon sweet Ibruhimovic, cracker of eggs (If you was a dark souls boss I imagine your name would be that) I come with a message that I hope finds you in good health and happiness, you're an old man now, there's no denying that, the SSL has been harsh on your body as it has to so many others, the winters feel colder and the summers feel hotter, you forget where you put your boots after training more often and you can't keep up with all the new memes the kids say now (6-7.. I thought 69 was the funny number) as the time of reckoning has come for you, I wish I could of done more to protect you from the sands of time but alas the grim reaper is ever vigilant, I'm afraid your future belongs in Cairo, where you should feel right at home amongst the other very old things... You time with Tokyo has been majestic but it's time for this sweet prince to have his eternal slumber, Yours with love... someone you've never spoken to"
Looks like the old guard was still highly repsected in the Tokyo Camp
A much needed move or a wild stab in the dark? Let us know below
You've been amazing, I've been John Waffle, and this has been the Victoria Falls Gazette
![[Image: aYgy7Y0.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/aYgy7Y0.jpeg)
[img]i.imgur.com/aYgy7Y0.jpeg[/img]
