People quitting jobs for the SSL

[Derry7]

It's not something you see everyday, a job should be required in life, not just for a period. But it seems that people are going insane over a simulation game. It's called Simulation Soccer League, and has players loving it so much that they quit their jobs. An accountant named Mikkel saw a video of a game and thought it was just a replay of a simulated match. As soon as he was into the 2nd minutes, he noticed that the players' names were a bit odd. He did not know what he was watching. When he discovered that you could create a player on his favorite football game, he almost cried, people watching him were astonished by him, loudly saying lines out loud of his favorite commentators. In the next minutes he went into the office shoutin(yes, again) at his boss, and saying he was quitting, now he found a his true purpose in life. When he went home, as a single guy, opened a discord account, created the player, he almost forgot to but food and drinks, so he went out again, to a supermarket, buying things for a week. No one in real life has seen him, he just talks about being a loner that loves video games, but he says he’s now known few players he could go out with, problem not all of those people live near him. People of his previous life doesn’t believe he can do it alone, so they created a routine going to him to say hi, entering his house they see it’s become a hoarder, that’s said friend say. One of his pal started watching in that site, and became loving on it too. Now they say they wanna sell old jerseys to live on, and continue their online life. Yes, the friend, called Devon, quit his job too. Everyone now is afraid other people will too...

[omniscius]

Nooo, not Devon