2026-05-10, 08:42 PM - Word count:
Once Fry arrived home from the latest road trip, Norm showed him back around. Things were weird... a little strange even. Now, you might have assumed that Fry's roommate would be Malfuncitoning Eddie, but this was not eh case. In fairness, Fry had never met Eddie before, so we can move past that immediately. Upon return to his apartment, Fry was presented with his new roommate Roberto - an insane robot from an indefinite time ago.
Roberto: Hey Fry, you ever kill a man with a sock, it ain't so hard... Hyaaah!
Bernardo: Roberto! Is that you?
Roberto: Hey man! I'm just here to rob the place again! That first time was just to rob the place a little!
Bernardo: But this is our apartment! There's nothing here to steal!
Looks like Roberto is the focus of attention now, Watch out for my stabbing knife!
Bernardo: But your bed is over there on the right, you can sleep right there!
Are you calling me crazy Red? I'm definitely not crazy... Hazeeeah!
Fry dove beneath his bed to avoid the wild knife slices. How can he concentrate on the upcoming matches with his new psychotic roommate? he hasn't even met his goal of assists or tackles?
Things are in dire shape for Fry, we can only hope that things calm down with Roberto.
Roberto: Hey Fry, you ever kill a man with a sock, it ain't so hard... Hyaaah!
Bernardo: Roberto! Is that you?
Roberto: Hey man! I'm just here to rob the place again! That first time was just to rob the place a little!
Bernardo: But this is our apartment! There's nothing here to steal!
Looks like Roberto is the focus of attention now, Watch out for my stabbing knife!
Bernardo: But your bed is over there on the right, you can sleep right there!
Are you calling me crazy Red? I'm definitely not crazy... Hazeeeah!
Fry dove beneath his bed to avoid the wild knife slices. How can he concentrate on the upcoming matches with his new psychotic roommate? he hasn't even met his goal of assists or tackles?
Things are in dire shape for Fry, we can only hope that things calm down with Roberto.
