2022-07-09, 06:32 AM - Word count:
Floppy McFlopface is coming to terms with the idea that he is a soccer (it is called soccer) superstar. Growing up in his hometown of Ironto, Virginia he never dreamed of being anything other than a McDonalds worker so even after getting drafted Floppy McFlopface could not even accept that that was a possibility. Now after playing through a good portion of the season Floppy is finally realizing that his dreams are coming true. Floppy can step onto that field and the fans instantly start cheering his name because he is the star of the team. Nobody else on the team is better than Floppy McFlopface and Floppy is finally accepting that. Reporters, fans, and even some of his teammates ask Floppy McFlopface if fame is he things that his small amount of fame is going to his head as he is not even a starter. Floppy just looks at them and laughs. Of course fame is not going to his head he is a game changer who deserves more minutes. He is a future hall of famer who devours his opposition.
Floppy McFlopface is letting everybody know he made it with his spending habits. He bought himself a new Ford Mustang GT, he drinks all the time, and he only wears the most expensive clothing. This past weekend he went on a little spending spree and bought himself a $80 T-shirt. He has to let his fans know how much he appreciates them by keeping his appearance up. Sources say that Floppy has spent his entire contract already and has started to max out his credit cards and has asked to borrow money from some of his teammates and parents. Floppy does not see that as a problem as he expects to get paid with his next contract extension. Floppy is destined to go down as a legend.
Floppy McFlopface is letting everybody know he made it with his spending habits. He bought himself a new Ford Mustang GT, he drinks all the time, and he only wears the most expensive clothing. This past weekend he went on a little spending spree and bought himself a $80 T-shirt. He has to let his fans know how much he appreciates them by keeping his appearance up. Sources say that Floppy has spent his entire contract already and has started to max out his credit cards and has asked to borrow money from some of his teammates and parents. Floppy does not see that as a problem as he expects to get paid with his next contract extension. Floppy is destined to go down as a legend.
