2022-08-28, 07:31 PM - Word count:
PARIS - After a poor start through the first 7 games of the current SSL season, AS Paris has had questions of competency launched at them by many sports media outlets, despite the hopes presented through their pre-season press conferences. Many AS Paris players have come forward in interviews to offer hope to fans that the good times will be here sooner than they would think. After multiple interviews, the cameras turned towards Tim Etodeliverapizzaball, who inspired... something else (what "something else" really means is still up for debate at SSLNN)
The interview started relatively "normal":
"Dudes, dudettes, dudebies, I gotta tell you: that ranch hasn't been hitting the same spot like it has in the past. You know, I gotta have my guy giving me my ranch, and I haven't been getting it. First with the bad ranch I got outside the quad, then the ranch I got inside the quad, it hasn't been the same as my New York stuff man. I get that I'm a bad daddy with ranch money now, but I'm trying to be farm to nugg and support the city and all of that. If any ranch growers need some pointers, I can give you my New York dealer's number and y'all can shoot the back of the proverbial head if you catch my drift."
(The media did not catch his drift)
"Alright fine, another thing I can do I guess is that I can go to a few more practices and not do some white flags at the quad as much. I mean seriously, those white flags can get you vert. (He points at a reporter) You know what I'm saying Baguette Bruno? (sup Baguette Bruno?)
The media then thanked Tim for his time and effort on the pitch. After his exit, there was a collective sigh of relief by the remaining members of the media who did not try to exit during his interview
The interview started relatively "normal":
"Dudes, dudettes, dudebies, I gotta tell you: that ranch hasn't been hitting the same spot like it has in the past. You know, I gotta have my guy giving me my ranch, and I haven't been getting it. First with the bad ranch I got outside the quad, then the ranch I got inside the quad, it hasn't been the same as my New York stuff man. I get that I'm a bad daddy with ranch money now, but I'm trying to be farm to nugg and support the city and all of that. If any ranch growers need some pointers, I can give you my New York dealer's number and y'all can shoot the back of the proverbial head if you catch my drift."
(The media did not catch his drift)
"Alright fine, another thing I can do I guess is that I can go to a few more practices and not do some white flags at the quad as much. I mean seriously, those white flags can get you vert. (He points at a reporter) You know what I'm saying Baguette Bruno? (sup Baguette Bruno?)
The media then thanked Tim for his time and effort on the pitch. After his exit, there was a collective sigh of relief by the remaining members of the media who did not try to exit during his interview
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