2021-12-10, 12:47 AM - Word count:
The following article is the running monologue in Deedee Yokers head before his first game for Athenai.
Right Deedee, its that time. Get your kit on, you are taking to the big stage man. Think ey aw your palls fi school. Sitting there, waiting on the Jiro at home, turning oan the TV and seeing Deedee on the TV. All ey them will be sitting there like, that's mad man. Deedee wasn't even that good at the football. Well look at you now Deedee. Playing in Athenai. It's mad, like, 3 months ago I thought Greece was just something you got on your bacon piece. Now I've got a house in Greece. Imagine that, a house made oot eh grease? That would be mad. Wid smell great, but you'd eyways be that slimy sticky feeling of grease, nah, it's not fir me. I'm no wantin to live in a gaff oot eh grease.
Fuck sake Deedee, it 10 minutes till yer debut and yer sitting here looking like a mad cunt hinking about grease houses in Greece. Who ur we even playing the day? That's right min, it's London. I dae like London. The city is filled wi posh cunts who look down there noses at the likes o Deedee. They do have a couple eh good gadgies though. And ah hurd they are managed by a fellow country man so they canny be aww bad.
Right Deedee, what's your task today?
Run fast, like the Polis have seen you choring Tiempos fi the Adidas shop again.
Pass well - treat the baw like your passing the joint to wee Danny, very careful and protect it wi yer life.
Tackle like a mad cunt - mind that time you found jimbo shaggin your sister at your house party? Put in every challenge like you did that day. Boys are going home in the back of an ambulance.
Right Deedee, let's fucking go.
Right Deedee, its that time. Get your kit on, you are taking to the big stage man. Think ey aw your palls fi school. Sitting there, waiting on the Jiro at home, turning oan the TV and seeing Deedee on the TV. All ey them will be sitting there like, that's mad man. Deedee wasn't even that good at the football. Well look at you now Deedee. Playing in Athenai. It's mad, like, 3 months ago I thought Greece was just something you got on your bacon piece. Now I've got a house in Greece. Imagine that, a house made oot eh grease? That would be mad. Wid smell great, but you'd eyways be that slimy sticky feeling of grease, nah, it's not fir me. I'm no wantin to live in a gaff oot eh grease.
Fuck sake Deedee, it 10 minutes till yer debut and yer sitting here looking like a mad cunt hinking about grease houses in Greece. Who ur we even playing the day? That's right min, it's London. I dae like London. The city is filled wi posh cunts who look down there noses at the likes o Deedee. They do have a couple eh good gadgies though. And ah hurd they are managed by a fellow country man so they canny be aww bad.
Right Deedee, what's your task today?
Run fast, like the Polis have seen you choring Tiempos fi the Adidas shop again.
Pass well - treat the baw like your passing the joint to wee Danny, very careful and protect it wi yer life.
Tackle like a mad cunt - mind that time you found jimbo shaggin your sister at your house party? Put in every challenge like you did that day. Boys are going home in the back of an ambulance.
Right Deedee, let's fucking go.
<img src='https://imgur.com/hF2ZqpJ.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><span style='color:blue'><b><i>She's turned the weans against us! </i></b></span>
