2025-02-12, 12:50 PM - Word count: 227
People often ask what it means to bring a criminal element to European football. After all, I'm not just a dinosaur with truly unlimited potential. I have an eye towards the criminal activity I'm capable of taking part in while also being a star wing back for Stockholm.
It is, as all things are, quite simple.
Being located in Stockholm is a thief's dream. Incredibly close to so many museums, as well as wealthy individuals with private collections that have more art and history sitting in their villas and manses than most people could ever possibly dream of. It isn't just about the proximity of course, but the opportunity that comes with being one of the most prevalent young stars in the Academy system.
Such notoriety gets you invited to so many functions that the rich and powerful will be attending in droves, and a feigned illness lets me know that the owners of such riches will not be around to keep an eye on them. Sure I have to go to a star studded event every once in a while to keep up appearances, but there are worse fates than being required to drink cheap champagne on a tech billionaire's mega yacht off the coast of Malta.
I could be playing for an academy team that isn't Stockholm, after all.
It is, as all things are, quite simple.
Being located in Stockholm is a thief's dream. Incredibly close to so many museums, as well as wealthy individuals with private collections that have more art and history sitting in their villas and manses than most people could ever possibly dream of. It isn't just about the proximity of course, but the opportunity that comes with being one of the most prevalent young stars in the Academy system.
Such notoriety gets you invited to so many functions that the rich and powerful will be attending in droves, and a feigned illness lets me know that the owners of such riches will not be around to keep an eye on them. Sure I have to go to a star studded event every once in a while to keep up appearances, but there are worse fates than being required to drink cheap champagne on a tech billionaire's mega yacht off the coast of Malta.
I could be playing for an academy team that isn't Stockholm, after all.
