2025-04-18, 12:47 PM - Word count:
Fry entered the pitch against Technochillin, ready to put his newly downloaded skills to work, along with the drug infused muscles. Unfortunately, with so much new muscle his brain was neglected, and he didn't make it to the bus in time to make it to the stadium. He put on the radio to hear how the team was going as he got into the space uber to head to the stadium.
"You got any beverages in this wreck?"
Every alcoholic beverage imaginable
"Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster please"
Fry swilled his beverage and listened to Bonito block the ball with his face and it luckily bounced into the net. Clearly unintentional, but Bonito is celebrating anyway.
"Another Gargle Blaster, I'm gonna need it for the second half."
Arriving at the stadium, Fry ran out onto the pitch - but everyone was in the locker room for halftime.
"About time you made it! Get in!"
Fry stumbled onto the pitch, trying to hold it together and worked into the game on the corner kick, nearly scoring.
Technochillin forced in a goal, and nearly scored a second one immediately. Fry headed over to the sideline for a third beverage, and found himself free on the breakaway. His cross was on target, but the goalkeeper pawed it away.
An unfair own goal put Technochillin into the lead. Headed into the final minutes, Fry knew he needed to go for it. Stealing the ball, he headed all the way down the pitch before rolling the ball to the eneym goalkeeper. Boo!
Fry connected pass after pass, but his teammates are falling short of the mark, and the goalkeeper has been getting worked out. Another save from the goalkeeper in the final minutes, and time expired.
"You got any beverages in this wreck?"
Every alcoholic beverage imaginable
"Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster please"
Fry swilled his beverage and listened to Bonito block the ball with his face and it luckily bounced into the net. Clearly unintentional, but Bonito is celebrating anyway.
"Another Gargle Blaster, I'm gonna need it for the second half."
Arriving at the stadium, Fry ran out onto the pitch - but everyone was in the locker room for halftime.
"About time you made it! Get in!"
Fry stumbled onto the pitch, trying to hold it together and worked into the game on the corner kick, nearly scoring.
Technochillin forced in a goal, and nearly scored a second one immediately. Fry headed over to the sideline for a third beverage, and found himself free on the breakaway. His cross was on target, but the goalkeeper pawed it away.
An unfair own goal put Technochillin into the lead. Headed into the final minutes, Fry knew he needed to go for it. Stealing the ball, he headed all the way down the pitch before rolling the ball to the eneym goalkeeper. Boo!
Fry connected pass after pass, but his teammates are falling short of the mark, and the goalkeeper has been getting worked out. Another save from the goalkeeper in the final minutes, and time expired.
