Xavier Is Rather Upset

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If you have been following Xavier's story, you may be wondering who is narrating this. The truth is, we are a small news channel for Montreal that has bugged every room Xavier has ever been in. This is not the Truman show, and it may be teetering on illegal, but we have been seeing record profits as most of our employees are unpaid interns. Since we have revealed that, lets get onto the title of this article. Xavier has been upset lately, we have noticed him huffing and puffing around his humble abode in the city of Montreal. He has started to listen to ear deafening heavy metal. Which makes no sense with the context that he really likes Argentinian Folk. Most importantly, in training, he has actively not tried to break the under 21's ankles which is extremely uncharacteristic. In his apartment we have seen him open and close Twitter hundreds of times, unfortunately we do not have a Birdseye view of his apartment to see what he actually has started to type. Today, after Montreal's triumphant win he was seen discussing with the upper management while wearing a contorted face, clearly receiving mind breaking news. We tried to knock on his door after the the conversation but were met with a candle and our team was told that said candle would be shoved down each of our throats till we suffocated. We are unsure how he would manage this without his candle breaking, but we were unwilling to find out. He can be heard muttering about dead people needing space, what space is still unclear. We will continue to cover this story as it develops.

In unrelated news, the expansion draft is fast approaching and tensions are heating up in the locker rooms. The expansion sides are primed to get a fantastic crop of players because of convoluted protection rules and top picks in both of the upcoming drafts. Matias has been confirmed to be protected. We will see if this bombshell Twitter post ever comes to fruition or if he does another crappy ad for 1xBet and their underground illegal gambling rings.