RMP vs SEO S23 MD3

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Reviewing CS Rova Mpanjaka vs Seoul Mythic FC on Matchday 3 for S23.

But first, let's have a look at the Minor ladder on MD2:

1. AS Paris (6 pts, 4 GD)
   
2. Inter London (6 pts, 3 GD)
   
3. North Shore United (4 pts, 3 GD)
   
4. Krung Thep FC (3 pts, 2 GD)
   
5. Rapid Magyar (3 pts, 0 GD)
   
6. AF Masques Sacrés (3 pts, -1 GD)
   
7. Cairo City (3 pts, -1 GD)
   
8. CS Rova Mpanjaka (3 pts, -2 GD)
   
9. FC Kaapstad (1 pts, -1 GD)
   
10. Montréal United (1 pts, -1 GD)
    
11. Seoul Mythic (1 pts, -2 GD)
    
12. Athênai FC (0 pts, -4 GD)
    

 
I have no thoughts
 

KICKOFF

 
In the 31st minute, Rova Mpanjaka won a goal kick with the Goalkeeper, Rean Schwarzer to take it. 

Rean starts looking for options. 

He decides to cross to Robbie Schuurmans, but Beelze Bot was able to nod it away to Carolina Salazar, Carolina attempts to make the run, decides to pass it to Zoey Jenkins, Zoey attempts to pass to Alejandro Fuecoco, but Berit Skovgaard, and Harvey Danger applies the pressure, and Alejandro misses the ba- wait what? DID THOMAS SCHWARTE JUST PERFORM AN OWN GOAL?! NAH BRO, THAT WAS SOME HORRIBLE DEFEINDING, HE THINKS HE'S A STRIKER FOR SEOUL!

 

'31 Thomas Schwarte (O.G)
0-1

 

In the 36th minute, Rova Mpanjaka won a direct free kick with Tank Denstro to take it. Tank passes the ball to Robbie Schuurmans, and Robbie passes back to Tank even though it's not a throw in. Tank crosses to Orla Hughes-Galloway, Orla goes for GOLD! ORLA HUGHES-GALLOWAY HAS SCORED THE EQUALISER, HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE, BUT HE DIDN'T LET THAT GET IN ROVA'S WAY!

 

'36 Orla Hughes-Galloway
1-1

 

In the 39th-40th minute, Seoul Mythic won a throw in with Imjust Ken to take it. Imjust throws it to David Doug II and then passes back to Imjust like every throw in I've reviewed. Imjust decides to run backwards, and- WHAT WAS THAT?! BRO, HOW DID HIS FEET MISS THE BALL?! HE NUTMEGGED HIMSELF! Thomas Schwarte gets the ball, he passes to Orla Hughes-Galloway, Orla attempts to make the run, he passes to Heung-Man Smalls, Heung-Man makes a first-touch pass to Robbie Schuurmans, Robbie shoots, but Maarten Slothlenberg makes a brilliant save, it's a corner for Rova Mpanjaka. Harvey Danger is gonna take that corner. Harvey crosses into the box to whoever the ball is gonna land on. It lands on Berit Skovgaard's HEAD, AND HE DELIVERS THE HEADER BRILLIANTLY, THEY KNEW ABOUT THE OWN GOAL, BUT ROVA SAYS "GET STUFFED!" 

 

'40 Berit Skovgaard
2-1

 

Half Time
CS Rova Mpanjaka 2-1 Seoul Mythic FC

 

2nd Half KickOff

 

In the 76th-77th minute, Rova Mpanjaka won a throw in with Thomas Schwarte to take it. Thomas throws it to Heung-Man Smalls, Heung-Man passes to Aren Fjord, Aren passes to Thomas, Thomas attempts to make a run, he passes to Orla Hughes-Galloway, Orla passes back to Thomas, he passes to Heung-Man again, Heung-Man attempts to cross to Tank Destro, but Diglett Primarus intercepts the ball, and makes the cross to Alejandro Fuecoco. Alejandro passes to Imjust Ken, Imjust passes to David Doug II, but Kaspars Kalinins tackles David II, but Imjust was able to recover possession, as he passes backwards to Diglett. Diglett is gonna pass to Scott Macleod, Scott passes to David II, David II tries to pass to Kim Heung-Min, but Kim was just standing there menacingly not knowing what was going on, and Aren gets the ball back for Rova Mpanjaka. Aren passes to Tank, but Tank accidently move the ball forward a bit too far, and Diglett brings the possession back to Seoul Mythic, as he passes to Beelze Bot. Beelze passes to Bread Lasso, Bread passes to Zoey Jenkins, Zoey passes to Carolina Salazar, Carolina nearly got the ball out of bounds but was able to cross it to Kim just in time, AND KIM HEUNG-MIN MAKES THE HEADER CARRYING THE TEAM ONCE AGAIN! HE'S PLAYING LIKE SON HEUNG-MIN AT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!

 

'77 Kim Heung-Min
2-2

 

In the 83rd-84th minute, Rova Mpanjaka won a corner with Thomas Schwarte to take it. Thomas crosses into the box to whoever the ball is gonna land on, but it doesn't work out as Scott Macleod nods the ball out of the box, but Thomas is able to win back possession prevdenting the ball from going out of bounds. Thomas attempts to make the run into the box, he GOES FOR GOLD, but Maarten Slothlenberg makes another brilliant save, now it's another corner for Rova Mpanjaka. Thomas taking the corner again. Thomas crosses into the box again to whoever the ball is gonna land on, but it doesn't work a second time as Beelze Bot nods it away from the box, Diglett Primarus attempts to clear the ball, but Robbie Schuurmans blocks the shot, and the ball goes to Thomas. Thomas is gonna go into the box again and SHOOT, AND THOMAS SCHWARTE HAS SHUT THE HATERS UP! THOMAS SCHWARTE GETS THE GOAL FOR HIS REDEMPTION!

 

'84 Thomas Schwarte
3-2

 

In the 90th +3 minute, Rova Mpanjaka won another corner with Thomas Schwarte taking it again. With all of the corners they're getting, they might need to rename their club to Arsenal FC, or do I even dare to say it, Klioban'ny Baolina Kitra Arsenal (KBK Arsenal). Anyway, Thomas crosses into the box to whoever the ball is gonna land on again, it lands on BERIT SKOVGAARD AGAIN, AND HE MAKES ANOTHER BRILLIANT HEADER IN THE LAST KICK OF THE GAME! THEY SAID, "GET STUFFED" AGAIN!

 

'90+3 Berit Skovgaard
4-2

 

FULL TIME
CS Rova Mpanjaka 4-2 Seoul Mythic FC

 
Berit Skovgaard won the PoTM award with a 8.6 rating, and Carolina Salazar was the best performing player for Seoul Mythic with a 7.6 rating. Yes, I mean 7.6, I don't mean the other way around, check for yourself.
 
Weird Names Tally: IIII
 
I will be doing another random match on any season on any league next, so stay tuned.