2026-08-11, 08:08 PM - Word count:
To start quite plain and simply. Sirxo Masters will likely be among the picks at the top of the list. I have great interest in gming for the league and becoming a coach or a commentator or whatever, the sim has really hooked me in and made me want to get to work on sinking some time into it. I've also had plenty of fun chats with some scouts, some being interested in me with some commentator teammates, some with interest for management positions down the line, even some where Sirxo might take the learnings from the academy stint to wind up in a much more flashy position like a striker or a CAM.
But who knows how the whims of fate will decide where Sirxo winds up, I dont even know which teams who've scouted me have which picks, apart from 1oa of course... teehee..
aaaaaanyway. Next I'll get onto my gm from another dimension, Kit Krunk. Or nestlekrunk. It's likely he already knows what team he will play for as one of the Ottawa mates from beyond has a pick to grab in the draft. But he could even wind up being sniped. I'm obviously biased because I know them but they are active in locker rooms and are one of the very few people I've managed to talk into doing league related things with me.
Now for names taken from discord!
Atw2592 - No idea I have never met this man in my life.
Birb - a pretty big Lr presence in my experience with the SHL, I would imagine birb winds up pretty high on the list. Talking with them is always interesting and they bring awesome vibes wherever they go, if I were to do a mock they'd likely wind up on it
Butters - I remember seeing them a very small number of times in the SHL aswell. I still dont know them too well however, they're definitely a wild card to me. If I had to throw a random guess I'd say late 3rd round pick, but I really don't know.
Delirivm - A player I actually just scouted for the SHL, almost guarenteed to be a max or atleast high tpe player if i had to guess, they made a great scout target and if some things had changed I would've pushed for drafting him elsewhere. Though in saying this maybe not quite a 1st rounder, expecting somewhere in the second, probably near the middle.
dman - Not too familiar with them, but from what i remember they give great vibes and seem quite chill, I would be happy to wind up on a team with them I think. Probably a 2nd round pick at the latest.
Doner Kebab - has never been filmed in the wild, legend has it they are on the brink of extinction. (no idea)
Friday Hungary - *Breathes in through the side of my mouth and through gritted teeth* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
GlimsTC - Amazing vibes, legend on discord. Glims has to be somewhere in the 1st round or early in the second bare minimum. Keep an eye on glims as a few seasons from now it might be revealed that theyre a Barca graduate or something. S tier pull
Grandboyer - again, no idea sorry, though people i dont know are probably less valuable to some degree since i try to keep up with every message in the academy chats.
Mode - no idear, who are this man?
Quitolis - also no idea but their player is Thomas Thunder and thats a funny name so that definitely counts for something, ill give them benefit of the doubt and say they probably go pretty high in the draft.
thor - no idea at all
TubaDeus - Seems pretty chill from our interactions on discord. Good vibes and good conversation, probably gonna be higher in the draft, could be a sleeper first rounder for sure.
Tweeder - absolutely no idea but Jakarta just won so probably gonna see quite a few Jakarta players go high
Zeph - my absolute goat of a goalie, refuses to do anything but shit talk their player every game like a legend, but keeps good vibes up, I'm expecting them high up in the draft.
Amidships - no idea
Average - no idea but swiss cheese as a goalie name is funny and i think they were somewhere high up on goalie stats but i dont really remember
cake - s tier pull, is a gm in the shl, great vibes all around, love them, 1st rounder i bet
Camgoldengun - Great vibes in discord from memory, but also dont know super well, if i had to guess theyre probably early 2nd round as a floor
Dom - Seem them in discord a few times, maybe second round or so, please dont consider my guess of your draft standing as a just of character, i really have no idea whats going on im just adding guesses cause its fun, this goes for everyone
fantobens - see them all the time all over discord, in the mock draft 100% might even be top 5 in the draft
faradian - no idea
felix - i think i remember seeing them here or there but i dont remember much
Furious chicken - love that name but idk you sorry
Gedgebrah - no idea
Ghams - absolute cheater, organized an event in shl and then destroyed me in it, definitely cheating as i could never lose. jokes aside theyre fun and do a bunch of management stuff so prob pretty high
ghost - no idea
oh wait the people with grey names are managers oopsie... uhhhhhh ill just continue knowing that now
Hacob - no idea
HoodRat - super chill from memory, we have talked about some funny things in chat not long after i joined, great vibes.
Hoodz - no idea
James - no idea
Jayden - super chill, had extensive conversations due to scouting and the like, amazing vibes, and he's like super german, which i find awesome. plus hes a dortmund fan so like hes 1oa material.
Kermit - funny name, lets see if hes got game idk them
Khens - no idea but i think tex star is doing really good
Liscore - no idea
Lpapi - no idea
Lyrikgold - no idea
Malino, lumberjack, north no idea
Noxu - was the mercy gif of her saving the girl for me in the shl, i couldnt expect anything lower than 1st round
pbubs - seems like good vibes from memory
the rest from the list are people i dont know
that concludes my rambling! and my vibe check of the draft list. Good luck to all my fellow draftees and may the draft treat all teams well!
But who knows how the whims of fate will decide where Sirxo winds up, I dont even know which teams who've scouted me have which picks, apart from 1oa of course... teehee..
aaaaaanyway. Next I'll get onto my gm from another dimension, Kit Krunk. Or nestlekrunk. It's likely he already knows what team he will play for as one of the Ottawa mates from beyond has a pick to grab in the draft. But he could even wind up being sniped. I'm obviously biased because I know them but they are active in locker rooms and are one of the very few people I've managed to talk into doing league related things with me.
Now for names taken from discord!
Atw2592 - No idea I have never met this man in my life.
Birb - a pretty big Lr presence in my experience with the SHL, I would imagine birb winds up pretty high on the list. Talking with them is always interesting and they bring awesome vibes wherever they go, if I were to do a mock they'd likely wind up on it
Butters - I remember seeing them a very small number of times in the SHL aswell. I still dont know them too well however, they're definitely a wild card to me. If I had to throw a random guess I'd say late 3rd round pick, but I really don't know.
Delirivm - A player I actually just scouted for the SHL, almost guarenteed to be a max or atleast high tpe player if i had to guess, they made a great scout target and if some things had changed I would've pushed for drafting him elsewhere. Though in saying this maybe not quite a 1st rounder, expecting somewhere in the second, probably near the middle.
dman - Not too familiar with them, but from what i remember they give great vibes and seem quite chill, I would be happy to wind up on a team with them I think. Probably a 2nd round pick at the latest.
Doner Kebab - has never been filmed in the wild, legend has it they are on the brink of extinction. (no idea)
Friday Hungary - *Breathes in through the side of my mouth and through gritted teeth* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
GlimsTC - Amazing vibes, legend on discord. Glims has to be somewhere in the 1st round or early in the second bare minimum. Keep an eye on glims as a few seasons from now it might be revealed that theyre a Barca graduate or something. S tier pull
Grandboyer - again, no idea sorry, though people i dont know are probably less valuable to some degree since i try to keep up with every message in the academy chats.
Mode - no idear, who are this man?
Quitolis - also no idea but their player is Thomas Thunder and thats a funny name so that definitely counts for something, ill give them benefit of the doubt and say they probably go pretty high in the draft.
thor - no idea at all
TubaDeus - Seems pretty chill from our interactions on discord. Good vibes and good conversation, probably gonna be higher in the draft, could be a sleeper first rounder for sure.
Tweeder - absolutely no idea but Jakarta just won so probably gonna see quite a few Jakarta players go high
Zeph - my absolute goat of a goalie, refuses to do anything but shit talk their player every game like a legend, but keeps good vibes up, I'm expecting them high up in the draft.
Amidships - no idea
Average - no idea but swiss cheese as a goalie name is funny and i think they were somewhere high up on goalie stats but i dont really remember
cake - s tier pull, is a gm in the shl, great vibes all around, love them, 1st rounder i bet
Camgoldengun - Great vibes in discord from memory, but also dont know super well, if i had to guess theyre probably early 2nd round as a floor
Dom - Seem them in discord a few times, maybe second round or so, please dont consider my guess of your draft standing as a just of character, i really have no idea whats going on im just adding guesses cause its fun, this goes for everyone
fantobens - see them all the time all over discord, in the mock draft 100% might even be top 5 in the draft
faradian - no idea
felix - i think i remember seeing them here or there but i dont remember much
Furious chicken - love that name but idk you sorry
Gedgebrah - no idea
Ghams - absolute cheater, organized an event in shl and then destroyed me in it, definitely cheating as i could never lose. jokes aside theyre fun and do a bunch of management stuff so prob pretty high
ghost - no idea
oh wait the people with grey names are managers oopsie... uhhhhhh ill just continue knowing that now
Hacob - no idea
HoodRat - super chill from memory, we have talked about some funny things in chat not long after i joined, great vibes.
Hoodz - no idea
James - no idea
Jayden - super chill, had extensive conversations due to scouting and the like, amazing vibes, and he's like super german, which i find awesome. plus hes a dortmund fan so like hes 1oa material.
Kermit - funny name, lets see if hes got game idk them
Khens - no idea but i think tex star is doing really good
Liscore - no idea
Lpapi - no idea
Lyrikgold - no idea
Malino, lumberjack, north no idea
Noxu - was the mercy gif of her saving the girl for me in the shl, i couldnt expect anything lower than 1st round
pbubs - seems like good vibes from memory
the rest from the list are people i dont know
that concludes my rambling! and my vibe check of the draft list. Good luck to all my fellow draftees and may the draft treat all teams well!
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