2026-11-08, 11:32 PM - Word count:
It was a very restful offseason for Swiss Cheese, but the time for rest is coming to an end. Ahead of the recently played friendly matches, the time had come for Swiss Cheese to be removed from the team minifridge and placed back in the net. After spending a few practices shaking off rust, the recently relegated North Shore United squad had their first chance to show the fruits of their offseason labor against their new Division 2 competition. The first game against Athenai went well. Swiss Cheese played a pretty average game while teammates Rashford II, Stotch, and Hane all managed to score, leading NSU to a 5-2 win. The next game was less than ideal, although it did come against a Division 1 team, so it may not be very indicative of things to come for North Shore. Nonetheless, it was a 1-3 loss to Cairo City. Cheese managed to record a 7.2 rating, but still allowed 3 goals, and the team struggled to get much going offensively, with only Stotch scoring a goal. With the regular season right around the corner, Cheese claims they're going to be "better than ever" this season, despite spending almost the entire offseason just lying around the team's break room in an effort to "stay fresh". Coming off a disappointing season, it will be interesting to see if Cheese and their North Shore teammates can make this season a more competitive one.
