2022-07-17, 10:13 PM - Word count:
(317 Words. Note that this does not reflect my opinions as a user. Personally, I'm not too attached to going to one team or another so hmu on Discord for interviews)
New York, NY - After last week's article delving into the mysterious yet alluring Tim Etodeliverapizzaball, SSLNN's main office received a package from an anonymous sender. Inside the package were two objects: one, a ball of pizza, and two, a piece of paper attached to the pizza. This piece of paper was titled "My top draft destinations: by Tim E." While the contents of the paper are still unconfirmed, it is still the closest look at the mindset of Tim Etodeliverapizzaball. The list includes the following information:
- Player Demands. The list has two demands: One, there is a Church of Scientology within city limits and, and Two, the people of these cities can get "Vert" (SSLNN's news team has not yet deciphered this word)
- The list of teams he would not play for, including:
- Catalunya, São Paulo, Adowa Accra, Seoul ("no fellow Sceenies")
- Montreal ("not vert enough")
- The main list of teams Etodeliverapizzaball has declared interest for, along with a corresponding ranking, with the ranking based on both factors:
1. Hollywood ("Vert people and my true homeland")
2. Kaapstad (Growing scene, and it gets pretty vert)
3. Tokyo ("scientology isn't as huge, but they can get VERT")
4. Athenai (Greeks can get ultra vert, but the scientology's pretty meh)
5. Paris ("gets pretty fuckin vert, but the scientology's kinda mid)
6. Sydney ("same as paris but with more vert people and more mid Scientology")
7. Buenos Aires ("very sneakily vert")
8. London ("Love the church, but everyone here is a narc")
9. Cairo ("No church scene and no one here gets that vert tbh")
Beyond the SSLNN main office, these packages were found in the major offices of each club. With this list coming to light, many can safely say that they should not be drafted, let alone with a high pick. Will this detract from team interest? Only time will tell.
New York, NY - After last week's article delving into the mysterious yet alluring Tim Etodeliverapizzaball, SSLNN's main office received a package from an anonymous sender. Inside the package were two objects: one, a ball of pizza, and two, a piece of paper attached to the pizza. This piece of paper was titled "My top draft destinations: by Tim E." While the contents of the paper are still unconfirmed, it is still the closest look at the mindset of Tim Etodeliverapizzaball. The list includes the following information:
- Player Demands. The list has two demands: One, there is a Church of Scientology within city limits and, and Two, the people of these cities can get "Vert" (SSLNN's news team has not yet deciphered this word)
- The list of teams he would not play for, including:
- Catalunya, São Paulo, Adowa Accra, Seoul ("no fellow Sceenies")
- Montreal ("not vert enough")
- The main list of teams Etodeliverapizzaball has declared interest for, along with a corresponding ranking, with the ranking based on both factors:
1. Hollywood ("Vert people and my true homeland")
2. Kaapstad (Growing scene, and it gets pretty vert)
3. Tokyo ("scientology isn't as huge, but they can get VERT")
4. Athenai (Greeks can get ultra vert, but the scientology's pretty meh)
5. Paris ("gets pretty fuckin vert, but the scientology's kinda mid)
6. Sydney ("same as paris but with more vert people and more mid Scientology")
7. Buenos Aires ("very sneakily vert")
8. London ("Love the church, but everyone here is a narc")
9. Cairo ("No church scene and no one here gets that vert tbh")
Beyond the SSLNN main office, these packages were found in the major offices of each club. With this list coming to light, many can safely say that they should not be drafted, let alone with a high pick. Will this detract from team interest? Only time will tell.
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We don't want you either :madface: 