C.F. Catalunya Press Conference #1

[omniscius]

So I wanted to try something new and engaging for my players to earn their 6 TPE for the week. I am gonna try every week to post 12 questions. 200 words divided amongst 12 questions is roughly 17 words which is shorter than the first sentence of this paragraph. I believe this could potentially be a fun way to earn TPE especially if you have trouble writing about something.

Following a 5-3 loss to Hollywood FC, Catalunya will look to bounce back as they open their SSL Cup match against newly founded club Red Star Laos. A bunch of reporters have gathered here today to ask the players some questions following their last training session before their match.

1. With a new season just beginning in the SSL, what's the mood of the squad heading into it?

2. What did you work on most during the offseason?

3. C.F. Catalunya has been busy in the offseason acquiring Pascal Anivierre and Vui Kemoeatu. How have they adjusted since coming in?

4. With Jökull Júlíusson opening up Catalunya's scoring for the season, is there a worry about a lack of offensive firepower or is it a sign of Catalunya's offensive diversity?

5. Who do you expect to breakout this season?

6. What are your expectations for yourself this season?

7. After going out on away goals in the past 2 SSL Cup competitions after winning it, is Catalunya going into this season's cup with a chip on their shoulder?

8. Do you think this is Catalunya's season to win the league or are they still short?

9. Dogwood Maple has had an incredible goalscoring record in the cup, do you think this season he can translate that form to the league?

10. With Sydney recently relocating to Reykjavik, do you think Icelanders will be buying their kits or the C.F. Catalunya kits of Alexandra Gunnarsson and Jökull Júlíusson who are already legendary Icelandic footballers?

11. Who are you most excited to play against this season (what city would you like to visit most) and why?

12. Who's the three time JD Power & AssReno Award winner?

[Mojo Rizing]

1. With a new season just beginning in the SSL, what's the mood of the squad heading into it? FC Catalunya is always lively with positive energy. Our Coach, Bosquets is the Leader and we our direction and attitude from him.

2. What did you work on most during the offseason?
Mojo is a scoring phenom. During the offseason I worked on speed and being able to blow past defenders with quick bursts of speed.

3. C.F. Catalunya has been busy in the offseason acquiring Pascal Anivierre and Vui Kemoeatu. How have they adjusted since coming in? The Rookies get picked on but they are such a blast to have in the locker room. They'll start by carrying Mojo's bags but will end up as Superstars!

4. With Jökull Júlíusson opening up Catalunya's scoring for the season, is there a worry about a lack of offensive firepower or is it a sign of Catalunya's offensive diversity? This is a crazy question! With Maple, Mojo, and Floppy and now adding Jokull this is something that is going to blossom into an explosion of goals.

5. Who do you expect to breakout this season? Bosquest could be a player who scores more goals from long range. Watch out not only for his distribution skills but he could be curving shots around the keeper too!

6. What are your expectations for yourself this season? Mojo is always the the guy everyone wants to see score goals. If he can score like he did in his first season and add a few more to the total, he well on his way to SSL Legend status.

7. After going out on away goals in the past 2 SSL Cup competitions after winning it, is Catalunya going into this season's cup with a chip on their shoulder? Always a chip, always something to prove, always have a thirst for more. Catalunya is always thirsty to drink from the cup!

8. Do you think this is Catalunya's season to win the league or are they still short? Haha, is this a rhetorical question. Cataluny championship or bust. This is the Team standard every season

9. Dogwood Maple has had an incredible goalscoring record in the cup, do you think this season he can translate that form to the league? Of course, Maple is an amazing Striker. One of the best. Catalunya is where Legends play

10. With Sydney recently relocating to Reykjavik, do you think Icelanders will be buying their kits or the C.F. Catalunya kits of Alexandra Gunnarsson and Jökull Júlíusson who are already legendary Icelandic footballers? LOL, who knows? if they want to look like footballers there are none better than Gunnarsoon and Jokull in this league

11. Who are you most excited to play against this season (what city would you like to visit most) and why? Cairo! love the pyramids, the sun, the heat, and the hot Egyptian Women who treat Mojo like a Pharoah. More like King Mojo aka King Tut of Catalunya!

12. Who's the three time JD Power & AssReno Award winner? I have no idea? Its starts with one but if Moo sticks around long enough he is going to be the first, four time winner very soon!!! Viva Catalunya!