2024-12-03, 03:39 AM - Word count:
Happiness lies from within, and that happiness can sometimes be locked behind a wall that one can’t get over. That’s typically called some form of depression, I wouldn’t know. I’m just a tall can of Monster Energy Drink. Some might ask why a can of Monster Energy Drink was trying to get philosophical. I do not quite have an answer for this question currently, and there is no reason for someone to be asking this question to me, as it is not entirely relevant. However, unlike what most might say to me, I am indeed the maker of my own destiny. I am the one who thinks for myself. I was simply granted life by a woman. This strange woman, who I am not thankful for who I am very thankful for in her entirety and who doesn’t control some of my actions is an amazing woman who likes Monster Energy Drink, despite messing up the Y on my can which turned that Y into a Z instead, which is why some refer to me as Monster Energz. There’s nothing wrong with this nickname I have gotten, I quite like the distinction between me and a regular can of Monster Energy Drink.
