2025-01-03, 01:26 AM - Word count:
Matchday Ten - Fry strides onto pitch with his new bionic eyes. The infrared goggles add a new filter to the calculations allowing for up to three seconds of future predictive sight. Despite falling down the stairs while getting used to the new eyes, Fry has unwarranted confidence as he steps onto the pitch against Inter London.
The first 40 minutes were punctuated by insipid short passes, no goal scoring chances, and several times where Fry tripped over his own useless feet. Finally the professor shouted over to Fry, "Turn your eyes onto football mode, you've left them stuck in window washer mode!" A quick press of the button on his temple cleared his vision and he immediately broke forward to collect a through ball from Zervas and confidently passed the ball into the far corner of the net.
At halftime Fry mistakenly drank some drain cleaner because it had a bright blue color and bazooka barfed all over the locker room. This hindered his second half performance to a larger degree than expected, with him completing only a couple passes for the second half.
Fry barely made it through the match without puking all over the referee. As a reward, he was named the Player of the Match by his teammates as a joke in remembrance of his halftime debacle.
The first 40 minutes were punctuated by insipid short passes, no goal scoring chances, and several times where Fry tripped over his own useless feet. Finally the professor shouted over to Fry, "Turn your eyes onto football mode, you've left them stuck in window washer mode!" A quick press of the button on his temple cleared his vision and he immediately broke forward to collect a through ball from Zervas and confidently passed the ball into the far corner of the net.
At halftime Fry mistakenly drank some drain cleaner because it had a bright blue color and bazooka barfed all over the locker room. This hindered his second half performance to a larger degree than expected, with him completing only a couple passes for the second half.
Fry barely made it through the match without puking all over the referee. As a reward, he was named the Player of the Match by his teammates as a joke in remembrance of his halftime debacle.
