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FrostBeard · 2023-03-29, 04:11 PM - Word count:

<div align="center">Sirdsvaldis Miglasķēms joins SSL</div> After long and incentive full debates Sirdsvaldis Miglasķēms, a latvian midfielder has declared himself to join SSL and become one of the few Latvian footballers here. For many it is clearly a threat as a talent like his has yet to be seen on the pitch for any of the teams. ECN (European Cable News) managed to get a quick interview with Sirdsvaldis after his official declaration of an interest to join SSL. Previously Mr.Miglasķēms was a part of a Latvian football club Nereta Fighting Seals that played in Selonian League 4 until the league had to close down due to its largest sponsor "Gambling and Beer House of Nereta" went bankrupt. -Mr. Miglasķēms, how do you feel about this unique opportunity to come and possibly become a part of SSL? -Possibly? DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY POSSIBLY? I am the best this league has seen and you still doubt me? I am absolutely disgusted by this insult to my honour. I was the 2021 Selonian League 4 MVP (Most Versitile Pintdrinker) and MIP (Most Important Person) so, these kids here in SSL are not expecting a man of my calibre to show up. -Alright, whatever. Just answer me this - do you like the new player experience here in SSL? -Yes. I was offered a pint of beer on my arrival so that was nice. Also, I have heard there are a lot of alcohol sponsors so I am incredibly excited to try them out. Which actually is something I want to emphasise - I love all of the team logos and names, everything in this league fits perfectly with how I like to do things. All I need is a fridge full of drinks and teammates who like to trashtalk. -Well, thank you Mr.Miglasķēms. Finally a decent answer. -Yeah, I don't care. At least finally it was a decent question... <div align="center">In the end, Sirdsvaldis Miglasķēms is excited to join the league and see which team decides to pick him up and look at him as a potential core piece of their midfield crew. </div>