2025-07-05, 06:26 PM - Word count:
Following Seoul MFC’s dramatic nightclub bust-up featuring Conor McGregor, the team promptly announced on its social media platforms that while it did not have an official statement on what happened that evening, it would be “strongly recommending” players Dáibhí Barr and Andres de Girón spend a few days at an “anger management and spiritual wellness retreat.”
Sources close to the team say the duo “took the assignment too seriously,” vanishing from the retreat site within hours of arrival. Instead of guided meditation and cold-pressed juices, de Girón and Barr were last seen riding into the Guatemalan highlands in the back of a produce truck, claiming they were off to “find the soul of the game.” Two days later, a national search effort was launched when the pair missed scheduled check-ins and were officially declared missing persons by local authorities.
A miffed employee of the retreat site commented to TMZ reporters, “Ay dios mio güey, a donde se hicieron esos dos carajos? Por dios si ellos se perdieron, gastamos todas estas frutas y vegetales en sus pendejadas y bebidas.”
After 48 hours of silence, they were found barefoot and sunburned, wandering out of the jungle near Lake Atitlán, in the Solola department of Guatemala. De Girón was reportedly clutching a clay jaguar statue and humming a traditional folk tune. Barr, wearing a handwoven tunic, claimed to have “fought a bird for dominance.” Both refused to explain what happened during the missing window, citing “a vow of sacred ambiguity.”
Local reports mention sightings of the pair in a remote village market, bartering Seoul MFC merch for bananas and strange herbs. One unconfirmed account alleges they attempted to bless a goat for "cleansing energies." A woman claiming to be a local spiritual guide described them as “deeply respectful, but extremely confused.”
Amid all of this, the deadline for seasonal placement predictions had come and gone, with De Girón missing the window and therefore being ineligible to gain any TPE from his predictions. He and his manager will doubtless be annoyed, but they are firstly relieved to have their players back safe and mostly sound.
Sources close to the team say the duo “took the assignment too seriously,” vanishing from the retreat site within hours of arrival. Instead of guided meditation and cold-pressed juices, de Girón and Barr were last seen riding into the Guatemalan highlands in the back of a produce truck, claiming they were off to “find the soul of the game.” Two days later, a national search effort was launched when the pair missed scheduled check-ins and were officially declared missing persons by local authorities.
A miffed employee of the retreat site commented to TMZ reporters, “Ay dios mio güey, a donde se hicieron esos dos carajos? Por dios si ellos se perdieron, gastamos todas estas frutas y vegetales en sus pendejadas y bebidas.”
After 48 hours of silence, they were found barefoot and sunburned, wandering out of the jungle near Lake Atitlán, in the Solola department of Guatemala. De Girón was reportedly clutching a clay jaguar statue and humming a traditional folk tune. Barr, wearing a handwoven tunic, claimed to have “fought a bird for dominance.” Both refused to explain what happened during the missing window, citing “a vow of sacred ambiguity.”
Local reports mention sightings of the pair in a remote village market, bartering Seoul MFC merch for bananas and strange herbs. One unconfirmed account alleges they attempted to bless a goat for "cleansing energies." A woman claiming to be a local spiritual guide described them as “deeply respectful, but extremely confused.”
Amid all of this, the deadline for seasonal placement predictions had come and gone, with De Girón missing the window and therefore being ineligible to gain any TPE from his predictions. He and his manager will doubtless be annoyed, but they are firstly relieved to have their players back safe and mostly sound.
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