2025-11-02, 06:31 AM - Word count:
Reviewing North Shore United vs Cairo City on the Qualifying Round in the S22 SSL Cup
Due to time-sensitivity, I'm still going to only review the highlights that lead to goals. That was how I was supposed to explain it.
In the 18th minute, North Shore United won a corner with Mikko Rashford III to take it.
Mikko III crosses the ball into the box, and Zaza Banana heads the ball into the back of the net! What a set piece play from North Shore.
In the 26th-27th minute, Cario City won an indirect free kick with Leah Slothinson to take it.
Leah makes an absolutely horrendous cross to absolutely no one and the ball lands on Killua Zoldyck Jr.
Killua passes to the GoalKeeper, Fiery Chicken, as he starts looking for options from his box.
Fiery Chicken eventually makes a cross to Zaza Banana and Zaza nods it to Santiago Mitidiero, as he makes a run looking for options, and Santiago makes a good pass to Zaza, he passes backwards to Killua, and then quickly to Santiago
Santiago passes backwards to Rokuv Gibraltar, as he passes to Mikko Rashford IV who then passes to Henry Andrews Jr, he gets into the box, passes to Brodie James, and he gets the ball to the back of the net adding another goal for the race to the SSL Golden Boot.
In the 33rd-34th minute, North Shore United won a Goal Kick.
Fiery Chicken attempts to cross the ball to Mikko III, but he got a bit lazy as Leah Slothinson nods the ball to Alexis Ramos, but Aexis passes back to Leak meaning I can say, "Leah Slothinson and Alexis Ramos passes the ball to each other wasting time."
But then there was a glitch in the matrix system for about 5.7 seconds meaning we have no clue what just freaking happened.
Beckett Sinclair has appeared to have the ball.
Beckett passes to Leah who then passes to Peruere Snezhevna, Norberts Slakteris, forward crosses to Malachi Shturm, and he gets it to the back of the net giving Malachi his 2nd Goal of the Season.
Fast Forward to the 84th-85th minute.
During that time, North Shore won another corner.
Mikko III attempts to cross into the box, but Terminus Ultimus tries to nod it out of the pitch, but Mikko III was able to get the ball as he passes to Henry Andrews Jr.
Henry attempts to go for GOLD! WHAT A SHOT FROM HENRY!!!
I'll actually be doing a random match for any season in any league next for real this time, so stay tuned.
Due to time-sensitivity, I'm still going to only review the highlights that lead to goals. That was how I was supposed to explain it.
KICKOFF
In the 9th minute, Cario City won a throw in with Carlos Narvaez Jr to take it.
Carlos throws it to Norberts Slakteris, but passes back to Carlos.
Carlos passes it to Beckett Sinclair as he finds Terminus Ultimus who then passes to Peruere Snezhevna, passes back to Beckett, tries to pass it to Daniel Herrera, but Henry Andrews Jr makes a good read and intercepts the ball.
Henry passes to Mikko Rashford III as he makes the run finding options.
Mikko III eventually finds Brodie James, he passes to Brodie, he passes to Zaza Banana, but he refused to touch the ball directing it to Kelsier Summers and Kelsier gets his 1st Goal of the season.
Carlos throws it to Norberts Slakteris, but passes back to Carlos.
Carlos passes it to Beckett Sinclair as he finds Terminus Ultimus who then passes to Peruere Snezhevna, passes back to Beckett, tries to pass it to Daniel Herrera, but Henry Andrews Jr makes a good read and intercepts the ball.
Henry passes to Mikko Rashford III as he makes the run finding options.
Mikko III eventually finds Brodie James, he passes to Brodie, he passes to Zaza Banana, but he refused to touch the ball directing it to Kelsier Summers and Kelsier gets his 1st Goal of the season.
'9 Kelsier Summers
1-0
1-0
In the 18th minute, North Shore United won a corner with Mikko Rashford III to take it.
Mikko III crosses the ball into the box, and Zaza Banana heads the ball into the back of the net! What a set piece play from North Shore.
'18 Zaza Banana
2-0
2-0
In the 26th-27th minute, Cario City won an indirect free kick with Leah Slothinson to take it.
Leah makes an absolutely horrendous cross to absolutely no one and the ball lands on Killua Zoldyck Jr.
Killua passes to the GoalKeeper, Fiery Chicken, as he starts looking for options from his box.
Fiery Chicken eventually makes a cross to Zaza Banana and Zaza nods it to Santiago Mitidiero, as he makes a run looking for options, and Santiago makes a good pass to Zaza, he passes backwards to Killua, and then quickly to Santiago
Santiago passes backwards to Rokuv Gibraltar, as he passes to Mikko Rashford IV who then passes to Henry Andrews Jr, he gets into the box, passes to Brodie James, and he gets the ball to the back of the net adding another goal for the race to the SSL Golden Boot.
'27 Brodie James
3-0
3-0
In the 33rd-34th minute, North Shore United won a Goal Kick.
Fiery Chicken attempts to cross the ball to Mikko III, but he got a bit lazy as Leah Slothinson nods the ball to Alexis Ramos, but Aexis passes back to Leak meaning I can say, "Leah Slothinson and Alexis Ramos passes the ball to each other wasting time."
But then there was a glitch in the matrix system for about 5.7 seconds meaning we have no clue what just freaking happened.
Beckett Sinclair has appeared to have the ball.
Beckett passes to Leah who then passes to Peruere Snezhevna, Norberts Slakteris, forward crosses to Malachi Shturm, and he gets it to the back of the net giving Malachi his 2nd Goal of the Season.
'34 Malachi Shturm
3-1
3-1
Half Time
North Shore United 3-1 Cario City
2nd Half KickOff
North Shore United 3-1 Cario City
2nd Half KickOff
Fast Forward to the 84th-85th minute.
During that time, North Shore won another corner.
Mikko III attempts to cross into the box, but Terminus Ultimus tries to nod it out of the pitch, but Mikko III was able to get the ball as he passes to Henry Andrews Jr.
Henry attempts to go for GOLD! WHAT A SHOT FROM HENRY!!!
'85 Henry Andrews Jr.
4-1
4-1
Fast Forward to...
Full Time
North Shore United 4-1 Cario City
Full Time
North Shore United 4-1 Cario City
Brodie James won PoTM with an 8.8 rating, and yet Norberts Slakteris and ... oh gosh, I don't wanna call that name out, were the best performing players both with a 6.9 rating.
I was going to do a random matchup for any season and any league, but I found out about something that happened at the S23 prospect drafts, so I had to do this one for a certain reason that you'll have to figure out yourself. >:(
I was going to do a random matchup for any season and any league, but I found out about something that happened at the S23 prospect drafts, so I had to do this one for a certain reason that you'll have to figure out yourself. >:(
I'll actually be doing a random match for any season in any league next for real this time, so stay tuned.
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