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Marky, I'm gonna be honest with you....I have no idea wheat the (beep) Kyndryl is still. But hey look they're paying the bills so I can't complain. In fact, speaking of paying, I just bought this Ben Sherman jacket what do you think? Disclaimer, Ben Sherman not a sponsor I just like the brand.
Looks pretty good, my friend, I got one just like it.
Yeah I mean I thought so too but Rhonda says it makes me look like a penguin or something. I don't even know what that means really, like it's a blue jacket but-
Can I level with you, Chris?
Shoot.
I think you need to stop putting so much stock into what your ex-girlfriend Rhonda Fontaine thinks. You like the jacket, I like the jacket, the thousands of other people buying it online like the jacket. Just enjoy it. Not everybody's gonna like everything, just live your life man.
Geez Marky what are you like my shrink now?
No, I'm actually just an internal dialogue outwardly projected as a fake radio broadcast.
(awkward silence for like 5 seconds)
Also I know for a fact she has poor taste. I mean she dated you for what 5, 6 years?
Alright, alright. (Flustered shuffling of papers can be heard) Let's get back to business. You remember that guy Franky that called in a couple weeks ago talking about this Simulation Soccer League?
Oh yeah sure.
Well, and I never thought I'd say this here, Marc, well I watched a few matches of this Inter London team, soccer mind yous which I neva neva eva watch.....and I enjoyed it.
Oh yeah?
Yeah I mean the action just never stops, guys are sluggin it out constantly, there was that high flying turtle. The turtle, you remember the turtle, Marky?!
How can you forget that?!
Well he's the real deal, baby. Oh speaking of real deal, our boy Franky was right, this is a good job by him, that K Clamence is incredible. I mean one second boom he's over here, the next second boom he's doing a 360 ninja flip and the ball's right in the back of the net. He just sees what he wants to take and just takes it.
Mmmm believe me, for certain men at least, not taking what one doesn't desire is the hardest thing in the world.
.....what the (beep) are you talkign about, man? Anyways, you gotta give it a try, come over next weekend we're watching the Cup Final, hell you can just spend the night.
Sounds like a good time.
Oh yeah, I mean except for the commentary.
Oh why's that?
I don't know, it's just weird? I guess, it's hard to explain. Like ok I'm watching the game right and boom the Blueys they get a goal off a...a....(snaps fingers) ah (beep) what's it called when they kick it from the corner of the field?
Shoot, umm a kickoff?
Yeah yeah that sounds right. Well anyways so they do the kickoff and boom in the goal, Special K, who else? Great play. Then like few minutes later they do it again, I'm going nuts this is a blast. Meanwhile the commentators just keep talking about how lucky this is for the team. I got two eyeballs and they work most of the time and that just looked like a couple good plays to me, no luck required.
Huh
And yeah then they start talking about expected goals or something?
What does that even matter?
That's what I'm saying! Like ayy look the only goals that matta to me are the ones on the scoreboard at the end of the match you know what I'm saying.
It must just be a soccer thing.
Ohh hey yeah ok, so I wanted to know a little more about soccer and this is where it gets stranger.
Chris, how long was this segment suppos-
Alright so we're radio guys, but I can appreciate modern radio too ok and by that I mean podcasts. Like hey we should do a podcast.
Sounds like we should do commentary for SSL too.
Slow your roll there Marky. Alright well I appreciate a good podcast at least and get this they got an SSL podcast so boom you know I downloaded that, I want to know what I'm talking about and I talk a lot, we know this.
Naturally.
Well, ok here lemme see on my phone what this things called again. This is great radio me scrolling through my phone right now yeesh...ok here it is it's called Kissing Sisters, Something Screamers.
Oh you're right that's definitely strange.
Wait wait, no Marky that's not what it's called (beep) where are my glasses....MISSING SITTERS, SCORING SCREAMERS. There we go.
Still strange to me.
Yeah actually now that I remember it's not making much more sense to me still. Well anyways get this alright I learned a lot about soccer and the league, very interesting....
But?
But the one host is a conspiracy theorist. Hard core.
No (beep)?
Absolutely, I'm talking Alex Jones level. The man thinks that we had world war 3 and the world basically had to rebuild itself or something and that's why we have the SSL.
That's wild.
And it wasn't a joke I mean he brings it up a lot, he asks his guests about it. I thought I was going crazy.
What is this guy like broadcasting this podcast from his Vault-Tec vault or something? Just go outside and look around.
Hey Vault-Tec that's a good joke by you, Marky. No clue, it's wild stuff but regardless good soccer content on there, I'm plugged in and ready to go for this Cup Final and if you're hearing my voice right now you should absoltuely tune in.
We still don't have baseball so why not right?
Absolutely. And in the meantime go listen to the Twisted Sister or whatever podcast; I already forgot what it's called. Doesn't matter the name is nonsense, just google SSL podcast. Come for the soccer knowledge, stay for the crazy uncle of a host. Alright well I've talked enough about SSL. Stay with us, lone wanderers, when we come back we're talking NFL combine.
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