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Perhaps an SSL article two weeks ago about why someone should be a Mullet Gang Member isn't the best way to spread the mullet, so I've decided to create a total of ways to Spread The Mullet, whether it be something simple like a link or asking the NSA to Spread The Mullet, every way is shown in this article.
1. Link To Friends
Send a link of the #spreadthemullet article to all your friends, statistically, one in about 8 billion would send it to more friends and continue to spread the mullet everywhere. Don't worry about finding a link, I've got the link for you right down below.
If you think that's too much, you've got a long way to go matey boy!
2. Send A Screenshot
If your friends don't press suspicious links to some simulation soccer league thing, make it simpler to showcase the reasoning why you should be a mullet by taking a screenshot of the article linked above and sending it to every group chat, same odds, except with less suspiciousness.
3. Make A Meme
With your beautiful screenshot of why you should spread a mullet, you can go into Photoshop or any cheaper alternatives and create a meme over the image. People are more likely to be satisfied by memes rather than a simple image, so go along and start memeing the Mullet!
4. Send an Email
Two ways you can send an email to your friends about Mullets, one you compose an email yourself. (make sure you start with "G'day mate!") It might look a bit weird that you're talking about mullets to your friends so the second alternative is letting ME send emails to your friends, I'll even make a fake Mullet based email to make myself look like an entrepreneur of Mullets, although I already am. Just give me a private message of what people you'd like a mullet entrepreneur to send. (specifically private message so the gremlins reading this article don't email your friends utter nonsense).
5. Make a Letter
Simple, write something on a piece of paper, get an envelope, get a stamp, put the paper in the envelope, give a little lick to shut the envelope and give it the stamp. Finally head to your local post place and send it to your friends, or random addresses. Not my concern.
6. Upload a YouTube Video
Click on the link at the end of this section and upload a video of your support of #spreadthemullet to potentially get more mullet men on the loose in the wild. You never know, the algorithm could promote your video to everybody!
Share With YouTube
7. Share With Uber
Ever find your Uber ride so boring, lack of talking, maybe a conversation that doesn't interest you. You can forever ruin your reputation with your Uber driver by talking about how they should spread the mullet. Make sure you rate them five stars, always the more chance they listen to you if you give them 5 stars.
Share With Uber
8. Share With Airbnb
Submit your home (or a friends) into Airbnb, except change your wallpapers into #spreadthemullet so whoever books your house for an Airbnb will know about #spreadthemullet and tell the story of their weird experience at an Airbnb on how the walls were covered in #spreadthemullet where which the story will spread until it's ultimately famous.
Share With Airbnb
9. Share with Sign Language
Not all friends can hear, have a look and try to mimic out #spreadthemullet in sign language to not get sad that not everyone can be a Mullet Gang Member until now!
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10. Share with Spotify
Start your music career by making a rap on why they should #spreadthemullet. Make sure your artist name is a mullet pun (I've got Mo Let, come up with something else, I know you guys are smart enough). Use the link below to upload your rap to Spotify
Share With Spotify
11. Share with Google Maps
It's quite simple to try and get the mullet on the map. First of all, find a place that many people would be zooming into (etc. Time Square, London). After you find the place where which you want, simply press the Add a missing place button. Once you're on the menu to add the said missing place, name your new place #spreadthemullet. You may choose to add extras into the name, but I fully expect for the hashtag to be there. Now make sure your category is religion under place of worship, as Mullet Man should be worshipped. Now under the more details section, make sure that your hours suit your availability, except it must be closed on Mondays, it's apart of the worship that it never happens on Mondays. For contact, I couldn't care what you do, add your phone number, a friends or none. Same thing goes for the website, add any you may want. Make sure you add photos of mullets to finish off your new place.
12. Share With Graduation
As all us S26 Class head into S26, make sure you say your final goodbyes to the academy team that believed in you, more like they were told that they had to have you in the team.
"But how do I sneak Mullet Man into my final final goodbyes????"
At the end or the middle, sneak in a #spreadthemullet, simple as that. Nothing else needed.
However if you need another way, just graduate. If you already have, no shame in doing so again.
13. Share with NSA
For all the Americans, click on this link and you'll show the NSA that they should spread the mullet, nothing definitely more, nothing definitely less. If you're not an American (me and most of you guys), you might get someone else at your door.
Share With NSA
14. Share with God
If you don't feel the need to worship at #spreadthemullet, I can totally accept it, just sneak #spreadthemullet into your next prayer and I can be happy.
15. Share with Satan
If you are on the opposite side to 14, show Satan why he should grow out a mullet and spread it, we can get the good guys and the bad guys all to be unified under a Mullet.
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16. Share with Scam Callers
Do scam callers annoy you, but you can't think of anything good to say or just feel bad to be ruthless to one. Don't feel bad about telling the benefits of #spreadthemullet, it makes both sides happy, the scammer will almost certainly grow a mullet out of nowhere, you can't confirm as you and the scam caller will most probably never meet again. I can't unfortunately give you a link to scam callers, so go out in the wild west of calls and they'll find you.
17. Share with Whales
Next time you casually stumble upon a whale on your morning walk, make sure you tell them about why they should spread the mullet. It's always nice to spread out to other species of animals, as there are a more limited amount of humans to other species. Make sure you read this out to the whale to truly tell the whale without them having to learn English.
EEAEEUUEEIUU
18. Share in Old English
You got stuck in a DeLorean and got sent centuries into the past? Yeah, I know you did. Can't understand what they're talking about? Me neither, so I've got in some thing called a translator and put in exclusively what you need to do to thrive in the old days way before the Industrial Revolution.
Good day mate, hast thou known of #spreadthemullet? 'tis a lovely thing and i receive that thou should'st join 'i , 'tis a wonderful thing. By the way, 'i 2020 there is a virus that shuts all of the orb down, i'd watch out would I were thou
19. Share with Santa
Next time you sit on Santa's lap, make sure you say that you want a mullet for Christmas, specifically to #spreadthemullet. Make sure you also tell Santa to get a mullet. If you're not a Santa believer, I've got one extra for you guys at the end.
20. Share with Braille
Blind friends need to get in the fun, send them this braille message and they might get a mullet or absolutely mess it up. You judge whether they have a proper mullet.
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21. Share with Morse Code
Need to get a secret message out? Best way to do so is tell in Morse Code. You may leave everyone else wondering what you're talking about, but you can use one of the other methods to tell them what you said.
.... . -.-- / -- .- - . --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. / ... .--. .-. . .- -.. / - .... . / -- ..- .-.. .-.. . - .-.-.-
22. Share while trying to get over the Minimum Word Target
You can't explain it at all, but there's a requirement, 200 words on #spreadthemullet. You right now have none. Don't worry, Super Mullet has come to save the day and give you 200 words on #spreadthemullet.
"The term, #spreadthemullet is more than just a term, it's a whole way of life in the SSL universe. The term #spreadthemullet was popularized by @Ogreishh who's known as Mullet Man. The player known for having a mullet and quite the personality. On the Twenty Fourth of May, Two Thousand and Twenty Six, Mullet Man made an article for Weekly PT #235. This was no normal article, this featured the fact of Mullet Man wanting to spread the term, #spreadthemullet. Why would he want to do this? This was done for the reason that Mullet Man would think it'd be hilarious if the whole S27 class had Mullet punned names to light-heartedly annoy SSL Commentators. As of today, the Eighth of June, Two Thousand and Twenty Six, We have seen popular S26 Class Player, @Jack_Pow known as Jack Pow agree to join the said Mullet Gang in the simple ways. As much as we know one person has joined, there might be more people in the Mullet Gang who which we don't know have like potentially @Frostbite known better as Leonardo Stone. Leonardo Stone has said in an article prior that they had a haircut that could be interpreted as a mullet and that they had a soft spot for Mullet Man. Potentially a member of the Mullet Gang but everyone is unsure whether they are truly a member."
There you go, two hundred words, the amount needed just in the middle of a random article about absolute nonsense.
23. Share with Tattoo
Just put ink on somewhere on your body and permanently have #spreadthemullet on your arm, leg, chest, belly, back, forehead or pinky finger. Anywhere else is still acceptable.
24. Share with Dictionary
Simply make the word spreadthemullet possible on the epic dictionary website of Urban Dictionary. Create a new definition for the word "spreadthemullet" and make it sound as cool or as true as possible. And wait for moderators to approve.
Share With Dictionary
25. Share with Mug
Once you get on Urban Dictionary with #spreadthemullet, you can buy merchandising of the defined word. This first section is for the mug, perhaps the best purchase in my opinion. For all the upcoming merchandise from Urban Dictionary, make sure you press the Get Merch button on the #spreadthemullet definition you want.
26. Share with T-Shirt
The second option on merchandising off Urban Dictionary, a T-Shirt. If you can't be caught with a mug or you want to show off your cool merchandising more, a T-Shirt would be your main priority. You'll get all the guys and girls (or whoever you may be interested in) in your #spreadthemullet shirt.
27. Share with Hoodie
Shorter section this, if you're cold to the point where showing off a shirt is impossible, buy a hoodie to show off #spreadthemullet in the winter times. You'll also get all the guys and girls (or whoever you may be interested in).
28. Share with Cleaners
Cleaners get quite sad having to do the hard works for perhaps the least amount of money. Make their day by leaving a piece of paper around that just reads #spreadthemullet.
19b. Share with Car
This is exclusively for the non Santa believers, if you believe in Santa, please move on, this isn't for you.
Simple as simple, find somewhere where you can make bumper stickers, make #spreadthemullet and put it on your car. No links provided, find your own way through this one lads.
29. Share with... Yourself?
In all of this, you've consumed over 2400 words of why you should be a mullet, and perhaps about 3000 words in total on why you should be a Mullet Gang Member. Perhaps the hardest one, but it works the best, making this whole article for you guys.
1. Link To Friends
Send a link of the #spreadthemullet article to all your friends, statistically, one in about 8 billion would send it to more friends and continue to spread the mullet everywhere. Don't worry about finding a link, I've got the link for you right down below.
If you think that's too much, you've got a long way to go matey boy!
2. Send A Screenshot
If your friends don't press suspicious links to some simulation soccer league thing, make it simpler to showcase the reasoning why you should be a mullet by taking a screenshot of the article linked above and sending it to every group chat, same odds, except with less suspiciousness.
3. Make A Meme
With your beautiful screenshot of why you should spread a mullet, you can go into Photoshop or any cheaper alternatives and create a meme over the image. People are more likely to be satisfied by memes rather than a simple image, so go along and start memeing the Mullet!
4. Send an Email
Two ways you can send an email to your friends about Mullets, one you compose an email yourself. (make sure you start with "G'day mate!") It might look a bit weird that you're talking about mullets to your friends so the second alternative is letting ME send emails to your friends, I'll even make a fake Mullet based email to make myself look like an entrepreneur of Mullets, although I already am. Just give me a private message of what people you'd like a mullet entrepreneur to send. (specifically private message so the gremlins reading this article don't email your friends utter nonsense).
5. Make a Letter
Simple, write something on a piece of paper, get an envelope, get a stamp, put the paper in the envelope, give a little lick to shut the envelope and give it the stamp. Finally head to your local post place and send it to your friends, or random addresses. Not my concern.
6. Upload a YouTube Video
Click on the link at the end of this section and upload a video of your support of #spreadthemullet to potentially get more mullet men on the loose in the wild. You never know, the algorithm could promote your video to everybody!
Share With YouTube
7. Share With Uber
Ever find your Uber ride so boring, lack of talking, maybe a conversation that doesn't interest you. You can forever ruin your reputation with your Uber driver by talking about how they should spread the mullet. Make sure you rate them five stars, always the more chance they listen to you if you give them 5 stars.
Share With Uber
8. Share With Airbnb
Submit your home (or a friends) into Airbnb, except change your wallpapers into #spreadthemullet so whoever books your house for an Airbnb will know about #spreadthemullet and tell the story of their weird experience at an Airbnb on how the walls were covered in #spreadthemullet where which the story will spread until it's ultimately famous.
Share With Airbnb
9. Share with Sign Language
Not all friends can hear, have a look and try to mimic out #spreadthemullet in sign language to not get sad that not everyone can be a Mullet Gang Member until now!
10. Share with Spotify
Start your music career by making a rap on why they should #spreadthemullet. Make sure your artist name is a mullet pun (I've got Mo Let, come up with something else, I know you guys are smart enough). Use the link below to upload your rap to Spotify
Share With Spotify
11. Share with Google Maps
It's quite simple to try and get the mullet on the map. First of all, find a place that many people would be zooming into (etc. Time Square, London). After you find the place where which you want, simply press the Add a missing place button. Once you're on the menu to add the said missing place, name your new place #spreadthemullet. You may choose to add extras into the name, but I fully expect for the hashtag to be there. Now make sure your category is religion under place of worship, as Mullet Man should be worshipped. Now under the more details section, make sure that your hours suit your availability, except it must be closed on Mondays, it's apart of the worship that it never happens on Mondays. For contact, I couldn't care what you do, add your phone number, a friends or none. Same thing goes for the website, add any you may want. Make sure you add photos of mullets to finish off your new place.
12. Share With Graduation
As all us S26 Class head into S26, make sure you say your final goodbyes to the academy team that believed in you, more like they were told that they had to have you in the team.
"But how do I sneak Mullet Man into my final final goodbyes????"
At the end or the middle, sneak in a #spreadthemullet, simple as that. Nothing else needed.
However if you need another way, just graduate. If you already have, no shame in doing so again.
13. Share with NSA
For all the Americans, click on this link and you'll show the NSA that they should spread the mullet, nothing definitely more, nothing definitely less. If you're not an American (me and most of you guys), you might get someone else at your door.
Share With NSA
14. Share with God
If you don't feel the need to worship at #spreadthemullet, I can totally accept it, just sneak #spreadthemullet into your next prayer and I can be happy.
15. Share with Satan
If you are on the opposite side to 14, show Satan why he should grow out a mullet and spread it, we can get the good guys and the bad guys all to be unified under a Mullet.
H̶̱̝̗̬̀̿̐́͛́è̴̼̫̰̰̱̏y̵̫͉̫͉̯̻̠͇̭͑ ̵̡̥̭͓̬̳̹͙͈̃͋̈́̕̕S̷͔̎̐a̵̟͐ͅt̵̫̍̔̆̎̈͛̚a̷̯͎̜̜͕̩͍͆̑̅̇̆̈́̎͒͒n̷̩̂̌͊̐͒̃͊͆̚͠,̵͓̦̼͈́̾̏̉͂̍͘ ̶͕̗͆̽̈I̸̤̽̋̑̈́͘͠ ̷͖̝͔̙̼͖͓̮͐͌͂̌̋̂̆͂͆t̷̹̾͒h̴̢̟̜̄̈́̍̽̀̑i̸̺͠ń̷̰͜͝ǩ̴̛̜̈́́͊ ̸̡̦̏͛͗̿̃̍̏͝ì̷̳̞̫̋̋̌̐̄̿͘ͅt̴̡̙͈̞̳̠͓͙̒̽͋̔́͜͝'̶̫̈́̀͛̊̔̔̓d̴̢̪̲̯̰͓̹͈̦̏̅́͒̅̉͌̈́̇́͜ ̷̡̯̼̜͔̣̲͔̪͛̑̏̌̕͘͝͝b̷̬̼̽̿̓̿͗͋̊̓ĕ̴̢̡̡͓̣̜̖̩̌̒͜ ̷̹͔̗̱̂̐̄͝͠c̴̙̥͗͂̀̔̈̑͌͘͠ơ̶͇̮̥̞̈́͆̔͗o̶͓͈͙͖̊̊l̶̹̱̲̣͎̽̈́̇̀̾ͅ ̵̯̗̰͕̉̍͐̀̚f̵̙̳̹̘͛͋͊̈̚r̶̮̳̭̲̙̪͕̪̃͐̾ǒ̶̭̞̹͚̟̼̭̾̅͝͠m̷̛̮͚̬̤͕̃͛̀̃̀̊̋́̓ ̶͉̣̖̣̅̅̊͆̈́̅̓̕͜ỳ̷̨̧͙̖̣̼̤̬̯̓̊͒̑̌͂̎͌o̴͎̹͊̌̈́̀̚ͅu̸̜̻̯̪̒̌͊̍̀̂ ̶͙̺̟̈́ͅt̴̨͊ǫ̵̛̳̪͓̹̿͊̈́̆̚͘͠ ̵̖͔̠̈̀̐̔͛̕̕͘͝#̴͇̻͔̮̀̾s̷̨̠̫͙̮̱͍̟̗̯̈́͌̽̑̔p̴͍͕̞͆̀̎͝ř̴͓͙̈́͛̈̐̕ė̷̼̩͓̙̾͐̋à̵̧̞̲̪̼̲̖͜ͅḑ̴̨͍͔̖͈́̓̂͝ͅt̷̺͉͚̞̙̭̦̓̕ͅh̶̨̜͙͓̯̯̭̦̭͒͐̅͑̈̾̕ë̵̝͈́̿̃m̴̡̡̛͇͉̖̮̪̾̂̃̍̆̉̀͜ͅͅu̴͍͈̖͓͎̖̅l̶̡͎̳͇̹̀̕l̸͎͖̞͂̾͋́͗̐͐̾́ͅé̷̡̦̜͉̗̰̰͚͂̐͂̎͌͆̇̀͘t̵̨͓̙͂̑̃̏͐̈́̇̊̐͘͜ ̵̢̳̗͇͈̪̼̲̼̘͒̽̋͂̅͋t̶̡̛̻͇̭̱͍̼́̋́͘͝ǒ̶̦̓ ̴̜̒̈s̷̛̪͖̜̜͇̪͎̆̊̃̅̇̚ȕ̴̥͈̏̆̀̀p̴̩͍̫̺̼̟͚̗̃̽̎͆̅̆̽̓͊͛p̵̨̨̖̌̉̚ǒ̶̥̗͓͎̱̦͓̝͗̀́r̷̢͖̍t̸̲̅ ̵̨̡̖̟͚̯̥͙͓͗̽̿̂t̶̩͚̟͔̦̜͛h̷̭͖͇͚̱͎̔͠e̸̢̱͚͎͇̬͆̀̾̀͘͝ ̸̫̫̥̻͊͒̌̆̓̈́͘͝ͅm̵̧̼̽̈́̿̔̈́́̕͜͝ų̶̧̦̲͚̠̠̜̙̺̍̐͒̾́ļ̸̫̹̙̪̣̞̟̩̥̽͠ļ̷̮͔͖̈́͒̓͋̅̇́̔͝ë̵̤̩͙̞̣̼̣̦̰́͆̍̅ͅt̷̨̠̤̰̖͇̠̥̫̭͋͒̈́s̴̢͍̩̓̔̑̑̏̈͊͛̚
16. Share with Scam Callers
Do scam callers annoy you, but you can't think of anything good to say or just feel bad to be ruthless to one. Don't feel bad about telling the benefits of #spreadthemullet, it makes both sides happy, the scammer will almost certainly grow a mullet out of nowhere, you can't confirm as you and the scam caller will most probably never meet again. I can't unfortunately give you a link to scam callers, so go out in the wild west of calls and they'll find you.
17. Share with Whales
Next time you casually stumble upon a whale on your morning walk, make sure you tell them about why they should spread the mullet. It's always nice to spread out to other species of animals, as there are a more limited amount of humans to other species. Make sure you read this out to the whale to truly tell the whale without them having to learn English.
EEAEEUUEEIUU
18. Share in Old English
You got stuck in a DeLorean and got sent centuries into the past? Yeah, I know you did. Can't understand what they're talking about? Me neither, so I've got in some thing called a translator and put in exclusively what you need to do to thrive in the old days way before the Industrial Revolution.
Good day mate, hast thou known of #spreadthemullet? 'tis a lovely thing and i receive that thou should'st join 'i , 'tis a wonderful thing. By the way, 'i 2020 there is a virus that shuts all of the orb down, i'd watch out would I were thou
19. Share with Santa
Next time you sit on Santa's lap, make sure you say that you want a mullet for Christmas, specifically to #spreadthemullet. Make sure you also tell Santa to get a mullet. If you're not a Santa believer, I've got one extra for you guys at the end.
20. Share with Braille
Blind friends need to get in the fun, send them this braille message and they might get a mullet or absolutely mess it up. You judge whether they have a proper mullet.
21. Share with Morse Code
Need to get a secret message out? Best way to do so is tell in Morse Code. You may leave everyone else wondering what you're talking about, but you can use one of the other methods to tell them what you said.
.... . -.-- / -- .- - . --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. / ... .--. .-. . .- -.. / - .... . / -- ..- .-.. .-.. . - .-.-.-
22. Share while trying to get over the Minimum Word Target
You can't explain it at all, but there's a requirement, 200 words on #spreadthemullet. You right now have none. Don't worry, Super Mullet has come to save the day and give you 200 words on #spreadthemullet.
"The term, #spreadthemullet is more than just a term, it's a whole way of life in the SSL universe. The term #spreadthemullet was popularized by @Ogreishh who's known as Mullet Man. The player known for having a mullet and quite the personality. On the Twenty Fourth of May, Two Thousand and Twenty Six, Mullet Man made an article for Weekly PT #235. This was no normal article, this featured the fact of Mullet Man wanting to spread the term, #spreadthemullet. Why would he want to do this? This was done for the reason that Mullet Man would think it'd be hilarious if the whole S27 class had Mullet punned names to light-heartedly annoy SSL Commentators. As of today, the Eighth of June, Two Thousand and Twenty Six, We have seen popular S26 Class Player, @Jack_Pow known as Jack Pow agree to join the said Mullet Gang in the simple ways. As much as we know one person has joined, there might be more people in the Mullet Gang who which we don't know have like potentially @Frostbite known better as Leonardo Stone. Leonardo Stone has said in an article prior that they had a haircut that could be interpreted as a mullet and that they had a soft spot for Mullet Man. Potentially a member of the Mullet Gang but everyone is unsure whether they are truly a member."
There you go, two hundred words, the amount needed just in the middle of a random article about absolute nonsense.
23. Share with Tattoo
Just put ink on somewhere on your body and permanently have #spreadthemullet on your arm, leg, chest, belly, back, forehead or pinky finger. Anywhere else is still acceptable.
24. Share with Dictionary
Simply make the word spreadthemullet possible on the epic dictionary website of Urban Dictionary. Create a new definition for the word "spreadthemullet" and make it sound as cool or as true as possible. And wait for moderators to approve.
Share With Dictionary
25. Share with Mug
Once you get on Urban Dictionary with #spreadthemullet, you can buy merchandising of the defined word. This first section is for the mug, perhaps the best purchase in my opinion. For all the upcoming merchandise from Urban Dictionary, make sure you press the Get Merch button on the #spreadthemullet definition you want.
26. Share with T-Shirt
The second option on merchandising off Urban Dictionary, a T-Shirt. If you can't be caught with a mug or you want to show off your cool merchandising more, a T-Shirt would be your main priority. You'll get all the guys and girls (or whoever you may be interested in) in your #spreadthemullet shirt.
27. Share with Hoodie
Shorter section this, if you're cold to the point where showing off a shirt is impossible, buy a hoodie to show off #spreadthemullet in the winter times. You'll also get all the guys and girls (or whoever you may be interested in).
28. Share with Cleaners
Cleaners get quite sad having to do the hard works for perhaps the least amount of money. Make their day by leaving a piece of paper around that just reads #spreadthemullet.
19b. Share with Car
This is exclusively for the non Santa believers, if you believe in Santa, please move on, this isn't for you.
Simple as simple, find somewhere where you can make bumper stickers, make #spreadthemullet and put it on your car. No links provided, find your own way through this one lads.
29. Share with... Yourself?
In all of this, you've consumed over 2400 words of why you should be a mullet, and perhaps about 3000 words in total on why you should be a Mullet Gang Member. Perhaps the hardest one, but it works the best, making this whole article for you guys.
#spreadthemullet
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