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PART 1 - "IS THAT GOAL REGULATION SIZE OR WHAT?!"
Landy Donnie, a well-known movie star and comedian, started his day off like any other day. He woke up, ate breakfast, and did some light jogging with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. While the two friends were running, they were taking jabs at each other like they normally do. Landy told the Rock that his cardio was trash. The Rock told Landy he needed a grown adult's help to cross the street. The Rock reminded Landy that he was a multi-sport professional athlete and to show more respect. Landy said he could've played any sport professionally with two weeks of practice and the unlimited confidence he possesses. The Rock calls his bluff and gives him two weeks to make a professional soccer team.
After a couple of weeks of training, Landy gets signed to a development or an 'Academy League' soccer team in Indonesia called Jakarta. During their first practice, Landy immediately regressed into acting like a diva. He asked why the goal was unnecessarily large. He says the pitch is at least 3 miles wide. He tells the other teammates he should be the captain because he has more Instagram followers than the entire team combined. The local and international news start covering Landy's new career. The Rock sees the headlines and decides to fly over and give his little buddy a visit for 'moral support'.
