A Villainous Origin Story

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Kaz Okada has had his first two professional games in Kaapstad, so let's take a look at how he's fared so far. 

He's played the entirety of both games, and the first thing that pops out is that he only currently has a 6.55 rating. As I'm writing this, Kaz is scowling at that number; he's convinced the sim has it out for him, despite my reminding him his career just started.  The next thing that I'm noticing is that despite only having a 10 in passing, he's completed 91.8% of his passes, which isn't too bad and should only get better as he evolves as a player.

He's only 7/12 in headers, which he claims isn't correct. I told him it's an advanced computer system that tracks it, and that's still over 50% on a contested stat. He claims now that the stats bot has it out for him. Moving on.

He immediately points at the next stat and says that finally the computer got something right, that he has perfect tackling.  I point out that he's only had two tackles, so that's not that impressive as of yet. He now says that I have it out for him.

I show him that he has two fouls and a yellow card this season in just two games.  He says the opponents are weak and that the refs have it out for him.

I think I'm going to end this here before he blames the graders for the score this media gets. See you next week!

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