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Welcome back to the ISFN (International Soccer/Football News)! This is Carter Knight here at the studio, and Keanu Calhoun is back with more exciting drama! Once again, he is here with the phenom Leonardo Stone, though we are here for much different reasons this time. I’ll let Keanu take it away from here.
KC: Thanks Carter, Leonardo Stone has had an eventful season thus far. But what has been more interesting than a rookie averaging (it was 7 at some point this week!) almost a 7.0 match rating, has been Stone’s trials and tribulations off the field. Stone was recently featured on TMZ for an unfortunate situation; there were reports that he was seen pushing a pregnant woman onto the floor in a public mall in Madrid. The twitter hashtag #LeoEsFeo has been going viral on Spanish twitter as fans are outraged and want Leo out of the sport. For our viewers at home, “feo” is the spanish word for Ugly; with the hashtag translated, it reads: Leo is Ugly.
KC: Now Leo, I’m going to be blunt with you because that video is certainly not a good look. I mean, you didn’t even stop running to look back after you pushed her! I’m one to usually stick with the player but this may be indefensible. I mean have you even seen the video?? Why would you possibly do that?
Leonardo Stone: Well Keanu, I will not lie, it is indeed not a good look, and while I am sorry for what happened, I suffered too that day and I want to put my side of the story out. So, I had partied in Ibiza the night before, and as one does after a late night out, we finished the night with some delicious Taco Bell. Now, I’m not sure how up-to-date you are with the news, but Taco Bell made the news yesterday after they recalled their lettuce and many other items from the menu due to a virus that causes, and I cannot express the first word enough, explosive diarrhea. You may see where this is going. So I was doing some shopping in Madrid before my flight, and suddenly, I felt something deep in my soul, and I knew issues were arising… or should I say the issues were descending… Anyways… I asked the nearest person where the restrooms are, and they were nearly a half mile away. I will not be visiting such large malls ever again. But anyways, with my new 20 Paccel after doing some training, I simply could not control my speed, and as I was running, I unfortunately found myself going almost 30 mph with just a pregnant woman in front of me. By the time I saw her, it was simply too late. I would have to either run through her or push her out of the way. What TMZ did not cover, is that I intentionally pushed her into a soft luscious bush, and I have followed up with her; do not fret, the baby will be OK, maybe a slight dent but it will survive, no worries. Furthermore, my rear end um… how do I say this Keanu… my rear end exploded with no time to spare as soon as I got my pants off and started to sit. If I had stopped I would not have made it. While I am sorry the woman fell and is now bruised, I do not regret my actions and do not wish that upon even my worst enemy. Ok maybe on my worst enemy but not on someone I just dislike.
KC: Wow Leo, I was not expecting such an elaborate story, but you still have to realize that pushing a pregnant woman is something you should never do. We at ISFN cannot support you on that premise, however I do hope that getting the story out will at least make some people understand. We humbly request that #LeoEsFeo no longer be used.
LS: Thank you Keanu, I know it is wrong, but in the heat of passion some things just happen and this is a mistake I hope I will never have to make again. Let’s get a #LeoEsHermoso going eh?
KC: *chuckles*
KC: *sighs* Oh Leonardo, you can only dream
LS: Huh?
KC: And that is it for this segment of ISFN! Thank you all for tuning in. Now back to my anchor Carter.
*camera cuts back to the host*
*Carter is silent with his mouth open wide before he is able to collect himself.
“Wow”
KC: Thanks Carter, Leonardo Stone has had an eventful season thus far. But what has been more interesting than a rookie averaging (it was 7 at some point this week!) almost a 7.0 match rating, has been Stone’s trials and tribulations off the field. Stone was recently featured on TMZ for an unfortunate situation; there were reports that he was seen pushing a pregnant woman onto the floor in a public mall in Madrid. The twitter hashtag #LeoEsFeo has been going viral on Spanish twitter as fans are outraged and want Leo out of the sport. For our viewers at home, “feo” is the spanish word for Ugly; with the hashtag translated, it reads: Leo is Ugly.
KC: Now Leo, I’m going to be blunt with you because that video is certainly not a good look. I mean, you didn’t even stop running to look back after you pushed her! I’m one to usually stick with the player but this may be indefensible. I mean have you even seen the video?? Why would you possibly do that?
Leonardo Stone: Well Keanu, I will not lie, it is indeed not a good look, and while I am sorry for what happened, I suffered too that day and I want to put my side of the story out. So, I had partied in Ibiza the night before, and as one does after a late night out, we finished the night with some delicious Taco Bell. Now, I’m not sure how up-to-date you are with the news, but Taco Bell made the news yesterday after they recalled their lettuce and many other items from the menu due to a virus that causes, and I cannot express the first word enough, explosive diarrhea. You may see where this is going. So I was doing some shopping in Madrid before my flight, and suddenly, I felt something deep in my soul, and I knew issues were arising… or should I say the issues were descending… Anyways… I asked the nearest person where the restrooms are, and they were nearly a half mile away. I will not be visiting such large malls ever again. But anyways, with my new 20 Paccel after doing some training, I simply could not control my speed, and as I was running, I unfortunately found myself going almost 30 mph with just a pregnant woman in front of me. By the time I saw her, it was simply too late. I would have to either run through her or push her out of the way. What TMZ did not cover, is that I intentionally pushed her into a soft luscious bush, and I have followed up with her; do not fret, the baby will be OK, maybe a slight dent but it will survive, no worries. Furthermore, my rear end um… how do I say this Keanu… my rear end exploded with no time to spare as soon as I got my pants off and started to sit. If I had stopped I would not have made it. While I am sorry the woman fell and is now bruised, I do not regret my actions and do not wish that upon even my worst enemy. Ok maybe on my worst enemy but not on someone I just dislike.
KC: Wow Leo, I was not expecting such an elaborate story, but you still have to realize that pushing a pregnant woman is something you should never do. We at ISFN cannot support you on that premise, however I do hope that getting the story out will at least make some people understand. We humbly request that #LeoEsFeo no longer be used.
LS: Thank you Keanu, I know it is wrong, but in the heat of passion some things just happen and this is a mistake I hope I will never have to make again. Let’s get a #LeoEsHermoso going eh?
KC: *chuckles*
KC: *sighs* Oh Leonardo, you can only dream
LS: Huh?
KC: And that is it for this segment of ISFN! Thank you all for tuning in. Now back to my anchor Carter.
*camera cuts back to the host*
*Carter is silent with his mouth open wide before he is able to collect himself.
“Wow”
