2026-08-22, 09:48 AM - Word count:
Aerial Reach
![[Image: zU4vfc.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/zU4vfc.jpg)
The aerial reach rankings remains concentrated toward the upper end of the curve with a league average of 15.65. Interestingly, there is a slight drop from the previous average of 15.77, probably because fresh academy keepers have joined the ranks. The distribution once again has a strong elite group, although the very top is slightly less crowded than in the pre-season.
![[Image: HLO5M4.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/HLO5M4.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III, Rean Schwarzer, Turd Ferguson and Cory Stevens share the top spot with 20 Aerial reach, with that kind of reach they might be able to intercept certain drones.. Duncan Walrusson follows on 18. Joseph Daniel Kakou and Ahmad Ampharos both register 16 followed by Ciaphas Cain and Moew enBach on 15. Kazeno Kagenori completes the top ten with 14.
The biggest change from the previous dataset is at the very top. Five goalkeepers previously shared 20 compared to four this time wth Bartholomew Twinkletoes dropping out of the top ten entirely, which is because he is currently a free agent I believe. Aguilera III, Rean Schwarzer and Turd Ferguson remain among the league's strongest aerial reaching goalkeepers while Cory Stevens has now joined them at the maximum.
Command Of Area
![[Image: fneLy1.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/fneLy1.jpg)
The command of area rankings have seen a noticeable drop in the league average since pre-season, falling from 12.33 previously to 11.71 this time around. The distribution still shows a clear upper tier but the gap between the very best and the rest has become less. Two goalkeepers have reached the elite mark of 18, giving us a smaller group at the absolute top compared to the pre-season.
![[Image: F4Tsmi.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/F4Tsmi.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III and Turd Ferguson share the top spot with 18 followed by Duncan Walrusson on 16. Domingo Hernández, Joseph Daniel Kakou, Swiss Cheese and Kazeno Kagenori all sit together on 13 creating a large group in fourth place. Rean Schwarzer, Umaq Yupanqui and Lencho Ash complete the top ten on 12.
The biggest change we see is the changes behind the established leaders. Benecio Aguilera III remains at the top with the same score of 18 while Turd Ferguson has climbed from 17 to join him. Duncan Walrusson drops slightly from 17 to 16.
Communication
![[Image: uDP6yf.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/uDP6yf.jpg)
The communication rankings show another noticeable drop in the league average falling from 11.15 previously to 10.07. The distribution is also less concentrated at the very top with only a small group reaching the higher values. This creates a more gradual spread across the statistics compared to the pre-season dataset where several goalkeepers were grouped around 13 and above.
![[Image: OUmGzB.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/OUmGzB.jpg)
Turd Ferguson leads the rankings with 15 followed by Duncan Walrusson on 14. Joseph Daniel Kakou, Lencho Ash and Kazeno Kagenori share third place on 13 while Domingo Hernández sits sixth with 12. Benecio Aguilera III follows on 11 with Swiss Cheese, Moew enBach and Umaq Yupanqui completing the top ten on 10.
The biggest change is at the very top with Turd Ferguson taking over from Duncan Walrusson who drops from 16 to 14. The overall standard has also shifted downward with the previous top six all sitting on at least 13 compared to only five reaching that mark this time around.
Handling
![[Image: ySAmkz.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/ySAmkz.jpg)
The handling rankings show us another clear decline in the overall standard with the league average falling from 11.69 to 10.86. The distribution still has a strong leader at the top but the rest of the field is more spread out. Fewer goalkeepers are reaching the higher end of the scale compared to the pre-season.
![[Image: H7iBkV.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/H7iBkV.jpg)
Duncan Walrusson leads the rankings with 16 followed by Turd Ferguson on 14. Benecio Aguilera III, Joseph Daniel Kakou, Kazeno Kagenori and Lencho Ash form a large group in third place on 13 while Domingo Hernández follows on 12. Umaq Yupanqui sits eighth with 11 with Rean Schwarzer and Moew enBach completing the top ten on 10.
Duncan Walrusson remains the standout although his attribute has dropped from 18 to 16. Turd Ferguson has also moved into the top two, this time Brick Wall Jr., who was previously part of the top group has disappeared.
Kicking
![[Image: X6vsha.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/X6vsha.jpg)
The kicking rankings shows a small decline in the league average, dropping from 10.85 previously to 10.07. The distribution is fairly concentrated around the middle group but the standout at the top has changed slightly with the gap between first place and the chasing group becoming much more noticeable.
![[Image: La437r.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/La437r.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III leads the rankings with 18 maintaining his position at the top despite dropping from 20 kicking previously. Behind him is a huge group of six goalkeepers on 13 with Duncan Walrusson, Turd Ferguson, Joseph Daniel Kakou, Kazeno Kagenori, Lencho Ash and Swiss Cheese all sharing second place. Rean Schwarzer and Umaq Yupanqui follow on 10 while Domingo Hernández completes the top ten on just 5.
Benecio Aguilera III remains way ahead of the competition although the rest of the rankings have become considerably more close. This time around Duncan Walrusson has completely disappeared from this ranking.
One on Ones
![[Image: ROpvLe.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/ROpvLe.jpg)
The one on ones rankings show a noticeable drop of almost an entire point in the league average, falling from 13.77 previously to 12.79. Despite that decline the top end remains strong with one goalkeeper reaching the maximum score of 20 on One on Ones and several more sitting comfortably in the elite range. The distribution still has a clear "top" tier although the gap between the very top and the rest is more noticeable this time around.
![[Image: R5jguB.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/R5jguB.jpg)
Domingo Hernández leads the rankings with 20 followed by Benecio Aguilera III on 19. Duncan Walrusson, Turd Ferguson, Joseph Daniel Kakou and Moew enBach form a large group in third place on 16. Umaq Yupanqui follows on 14 while Lencho Ash and Swiss Cheese share eighth on 13. Rean Schwarzer completes the top ten with 11.
Domingo Hernández is the biggest change at the top, moving from a shared second place on 18 previously to the outright leader with 20. Benecio Aguilera III dropped from 20 to 19.
Reflexes
![[Image: 06kSAR.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/06kSAR.jpg)
The reflexes rankings remain one of the strongest goalkeeper categories despite also receiving slight drop in the league average and falling from 16.92 to 16.50. The bell curve continues to show an extremely strong upper end with three goalkeepers reaching the maximum score of 20 and another three sitting on 19. The difference between the elite group and the rest of the league remains very small.
![[Image: ur7KjI.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/ur7KjI.jpg)
Domingo Hernández, Rean Schwarzer and Joseph Daniel Kakou share the top spot with 20 followed closely by Benecio Aguilera III, Turd Ferguson and Ahmad Ampharos on 19. Cory Stevens follows on 18 while Duncan Walrusson and Umaq Yupanqui both register 17. Moew enBach completes the top ten on 16.
The biggest change is Domingo Hernández who moves from 18 previously to 20 and takes a share spot on the throne. While Joseph Daniel Kakou improves from 17 to 20.
Throwing
![[Image: eRchiZ.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/eRchiZ.jpg)
The throwing attribute shows the lowest league average of all the goalkeeper attributes so far. The league average went from an exact 10.00 to 9.14. The distribution does show a clear concentration toward the lower end of the curve with only a small group reaching double figures and a significant gap between the leader and the rest.
![[Image: z1bncZ.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/z1bncZ.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III leads the rankings with 16 followed by Duncan Walrusson on 14. Joseph Daniel Kakou and Lencho Ash share third place on 13 while Rean Schwarzer follows on 11. Turd Ferguson and Swiss Cheese sit on 10, Kazeno Kagenori records 9 and Umaq Yupanqui and Domingo Hernández complete the top ten on 7 and 5 respectively.
Benecio Aguilera III remains the clear benchmark for throwing and most attributes for goalkeepers in the Minors league, matching his previous score of 16 and retaining the top spot. Duncan Walrusson has dropped slightly from 15 to 14 while Joseph Daniel Kakou makes the biggest move into the top three. The overall picture remains very similar to the pre-season rankings with a relatively narrow group at the top and most goalkeepers sitting noticeably below them.
Positioning
![[Image: VJdPB7.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/VJdPB7.jpg)
The positioning rankings is also fairly low with a league average of 10.57. The distribution has a noticeable gap between the leading group and the rest with only three goalkeepers reaching at least 17 while the majority of the field sits considerably lower. This makes positioning one of the more clearly separated goalkeeper attributes so far. Most goalkeepers are probably struggling to even find their spot between the sticks.
![[Image: Z1PdXi.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/Z1PdXi.jpg)
Turd Ferguson leads the rankings with 18 followed by Duncan Walrusson and Benecio Aguilera III on 17. Swiss Cheese, Kazeno Kagenori and Umaq Yupanqui form another friendship group on 13 while Joseph Daniel Kakou follows on 12. Domingo Hernández sits eighth with 10 with Rean Schwarzer and Moew enBach completing the top ten on 7.
Turd Ferguson sets the benchmark here with Duncan Walrusson and Benecio Aguilera III staying close behind.
Agility
![[Image: QdT0Hl.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/QdT0Hl.jpg)
The agility rankings shows another extremely strong upper end with the league average sitting at 16.14. The distribution is heavily concentrated toward the top end of the curve with five goalkeepers reaching the max of 20 and another two sitting on 19. This makes agility one of the most competitive attributes for goalkeepers with very little separating this attribute.
![[Image: 3UKjfM.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/3UKjfM.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III, Rean Schwarzer, Domingo Hernández, Turd Ferguson and Joseph Daniel Kakou all share the top spot with 20. Duncan Walrusson and Ahmad Ampharos follow on 19 while Cory Stevens sits on 18. Umaq Yupanqui sits ninth with 17 and Kazeno Kagenori completes the top ten on 14.
The sheer number of goalkeepers reaching 20 is interesting comparing it to other attributes. Benecio Aguilera III remains among the elite group while Domingo Hernández and Joseph Daniel Kakou make particularly strong appearances at the very top. We don't see a real drop in this statistic until the 10th spot with Kazeno Kagenori on 14.
![[Image: zU4vfc.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/zU4vfc.jpg)
The aerial reach rankings remains concentrated toward the upper end of the curve with a league average of 15.65. Interestingly, there is a slight drop from the previous average of 15.77, probably because fresh academy keepers have joined the ranks. The distribution once again has a strong elite group, although the very top is slightly less crowded than in the pre-season.
![[Image: HLO5M4.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/HLO5M4.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III, Rean Schwarzer, Turd Ferguson and Cory Stevens share the top spot with 20 Aerial reach, with that kind of reach they might be able to intercept certain drones.. Duncan Walrusson follows on 18. Joseph Daniel Kakou and Ahmad Ampharos both register 16 followed by Ciaphas Cain and Moew enBach on 15. Kazeno Kagenori completes the top ten with 14.
The biggest change from the previous dataset is at the very top. Five goalkeepers previously shared 20 compared to four this time wth Bartholomew Twinkletoes dropping out of the top ten entirely, which is because he is currently a free agent I believe. Aguilera III, Rean Schwarzer and Turd Ferguson remain among the league's strongest aerial reaching goalkeepers while Cory Stevens has now joined them at the maximum.
Command Of Area
![[Image: fneLy1.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/fneLy1.jpg)
The command of area rankings have seen a noticeable drop in the league average since pre-season, falling from 12.33 previously to 11.71 this time around. The distribution still shows a clear upper tier but the gap between the very best and the rest has become less. Two goalkeepers have reached the elite mark of 18, giving us a smaller group at the absolute top compared to the pre-season.
![[Image: F4Tsmi.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/F4Tsmi.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III and Turd Ferguson share the top spot with 18 followed by Duncan Walrusson on 16. Domingo Hernández, Joseph Daniel Kakou, Swiss Cheese and Kazeno Kagenori all sit together on 13 creating a large group in fourth place. Rean Schwarzer, Umaq Yupanqui and Lencho Ash complete the top ten on 12.
The biggest change we see is the changes behind the established leaders. Benecio Aguilera III remains at the top with the same score of 18 while Turd Ferguson has climbed from 17 to join him. Duncan Walrusson drops slightly from 17 to 16.
Communication
![[Image: uDP6yf.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/uDP6yf.jpg)
The communication rankings show another noticeable drop in the league average falling from 11.15 previously to 10.07. The distribution is also less concentrated at the very top with only a small group reaching the higher values. This creates a more gradual spread across the statistics compared to the pre-season dataset where several goalkeepers were grouped around 13 and above.
![[Image: OUmGzB.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/OUmGzB.jpg)
Turd Ferguson leads the rankings with 15 followed by Duncan Walrusson on 14. Joseph Daniel Kakou, Lencho Ash and Kazeno Kagenori share third place on 13 while Domingo Hernández sits sixth with 12. Benecio Aguilera III follows on 11 with Swiss Cheese, Moew enBach and Umaq Yupanqui completing the top ten on 10.
The biggest change is at the very top with Turd Ferguson taking over from Duncan Walrusson who drops from 16 to 14. The overall standard has also shifted downward with the previous top six all sitting on at least 13 compared to only five reaching that mark this time around.
Handling
![[Image: ySAmkz.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/ySAmkz.jpg)
The handling rankings show us another clear decline in the overall standard with the league average falling from 11.69 to 10.86. The distribution still has a strong leader at the top but the rest of the field is more spread out. Fewer goalkeepers are reaching the higher end of the scale compared to the pre-season.
![[Image: H7iBkV.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/H7iBkV.jpg)
Duncan Walrusson leads the rankings with 16 followed by Turd Ferguson on 14. Benecio Aguilera III, Joseph Daniel Kakou, Kazeno Kagenori and Lencho Ash form a large group in third place on 13 while Domingo Hernández follows on 12. Umaq Yupanqui sits eighth with 11 with Rean Schwarzer and Moew enBach completing the top ten on 10.
Duncan Walrusson remains the standout although his attribute has dropped from 18 to 16. Turd Ferguson has also moved into the top two, this time Brick Wall Jr., who was previously part of the top group has disappeared.
Kicking
![[Image: X6vsha.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/X6vsha.jpg)
The kicking rankings shows a small decline in the league average, dropping from 10.85 previously to 10.07. The distribution is fairly concentrated around the middle group but the standout at the top has changed slightly with the gap between first place and the chasing group becoming much more noticeable.
![[Image: La437r.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/La437r.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III leads the rankings with 18 maintaining his position at the top despite dropping from 20 kicking previously. Behind him is a huge group of six goalkeepers on 13 with Duncan Walrusson, Turd Ferguson, Joseph Daniel Kakou, Kazeno Kagenori, Lencho Ash and Swiss Cheese all sharing second place. Rean Schwarzer and Umaq Yupanqui follow on 10 while Domingo Hernández completes the top ten on just 5.
Benecio Aguilera III remains way ahead of the competition although the rest of the rankings have become considerably more close. This time around Duncan Walrusson has completely disappeared from this ranking.
One on Ones
![[Image: ROpvLe.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/ROpvLe.jpg)
The one on ones rankings show a noticeable drop of almost an entire point in the league average, falling from 13.77 previously to 12.79. Despite that decline the top end remains strong with one goalkeeper reaching the maximum score of 20 on One on Ones and several more sitting comfortably in the elite range. The distribution still has a clear "top" tier although the gap between the very top and the rest is more noticeable this time around.
![[Image: R5jguB.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/R5jguB.jpg)
Domingo Hernández leads the rankings with 20 followed by Benecio Aguilera III on 19. Duncan Walrusson, Turd Ferguson, Joseph Daniel Kakou and Moew enBach form a large group in third place on 16. Umaq Yupanqui follows on 14 while Lencho Ash and Swiss Cheese share eighth on 13. Rean Schwarzer completes the top ten with 11.
Domingo Hernández is the biggest change at the top, moving from a shared second place on 18 previously to the outright leader with 20. Benecio Aguilera III dropped from 20 to 19.
Reflexes
![[Image: 06kSAR.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/06kSAR.jpg)
The reflexes rankings remain one of the strongest goalkeeper categories despite also receiving slight drop in the league average and falling from 16.92 to 16.50. The bell curve continues to show an extremely strong upper end with three goalkeepers reaching the maximum score of 20 and another three sitting on 19. The difference between the elite group and the rest of the league remains very small.
![[Image: ur7KjI.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/ur7KjI.jpg)
Domingo Hernández, Rean Schwarzer and Joseph Daniel Kakou share the top spot with 20 followed closely by Benecio Aguilera III, Turd Ferguson and Ahmad Ampharos on 19. Cory Stevens follows on 18 while Duncan Walrusson and Umaq Yupanqui both register 17. Moew enBach completes the top ten on 16.
The biggest change is Domingo Hernández who moves from 18 previously to 20 and takes a share spot on the throne. While Joseph Daniel Kakou improves from 17 to 20.
Throwing
![[Image: eRchiZ.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/eRchiZ.jpg)
The throwing attribute shows the lowest league average of all the goalkeeper attributes so far. The league average went from an exact 10.00 to 9.14. The distribution does show a clear concentration toward the lower end of the curve with only a small group reaching double figures and a significant gap between the leader and the rest.
![[Image: z1bncZ.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/z1bncZ.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III leads the rankings with 16 followed by Duncan Walrusson on 14. Joseph Daniel Kakou and Lencho Ash share third place on 13 while Rean Schwarzer follows on 11. Turd Ferguson and Swiss Cheese sit on 10, Kazeno Kagenori records 9 and Umaq Yupanqui and Domingo Hernández complete the top ten on 7 and 5 respectively.
Benecio Aguilera III remains the clear benchmark for throwing and most attributes for goalkeepers in the Minors league, matching his previous score of 16 and retaining the top spot. Duncan Walrusson has dropped slightly from 15 to 14 while Joseph Daniel Kakou makes the biggest move into the top three. The overall picture remains very similar to the pre-season rankings with a relatively narrow group at the top and most goalkeepers sitting noticeably below them.
Positioning
![[Image: VJdPB7.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/VJdPB7.jpg)
The positioning rankings is also fairly low with a league average of 10.57. The distribution has a noticeable gap between the leading group and the rest with only three goalkeepers reaching at least 17 while the majority of the field sits considerably lower. This makes positioning one of the more clearly separated goalkeeper attributes so far. Most goalkeepers are probably struggling to even find their spot between the sticks.
![[Image: Z1PdXi.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/Z1PdXi.jpg)
Turd Ferguson leads the rankings with 18 followed by Duncan Walrusson and Benecio Aguilera III on 17. Swiss Cheese, Kazeno Kagenori and Umaq Yupanqui form another friendship group on 13 while Joseph Daniel Kakou follows on 12. Domingo Hernández sits eighth with 10 with Rean Schwarzer and Moew enBach completing the top ten on 7.
Turd Ferguson sets the benchmark here with Duncan Walrusson and Benecio Aguilera III staying close behind.
Agility
![[Image: QdT0Hl.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/QdT0Hl.jpg)
The agility rankings shows another extremely strong upper end with the league average sitting at 16.14. The distribution is heavily concentrated toward the top end of the curve with five goalkeepers reaching the max of 20 and another two sitting on 19. This makes agility one of the most competitive attributes for goalkeepers with very little separating this attribute.
![[Image: 3UKjfM.jpg]](https://snipboard.io/3UKjfM.jpg)
Benecio Aguilera III, Rean Schwarzer, Domingo Hernández, Turd Ferguson and Joseph Daniel Kakou all share the top spot with 20. Duncan Walrusson and Ahmad Ampharos follow on 19 while Cory Stevens sits on 18. Umaq Yupanqui sits ninth with 17 and Kazeno Kagenori completes the top ten on 14.
The sheer number of goalkeepers reaching 20 is interesting comparing it to other attributes. Benecio Aguilera III remains among the elite group while Domingo Hernández and Joseph Daniel Kakou make particularly strong appearances at the very top. We don't see a real drop in this statistic until the 10th spot with Kazeno Kagenori on 14.
