2022-06-19, 07:19 PM - Word count:
The dream team that would completely sweep over the simulation soccer league is the Antarctician Kings. They would be located in Antarctica where the weather is absolutely not fit for soccer at all. The home field advantage would be overwhelming. Being that their field is in Antarctica they would have the most exposure to the cold weather there. Teams visiting their field would not be able to handle the cold and would likely suffer from hypothermia. While the opposing team would be struggling to even move the Antarctician Kings will be scoring plenty. Of course, this wouldn’t be possible without their amazing coaches. Their coaches will be dedicated deep-sea cold-water divers fit for diving in -40F degree weather. If they can handle the training in that sort of cold, then they can play soccer.
With half the games already won in the season due to home advantage that’s when the away games come in. Playing soccer in Antarctica is like weighted training. Once the team is in normal climates and not freezing weather is when they will shine the best. You will see movement like you haven’t ever seen before. You will see dribble moves and think “is that guy double-jointed what the heck was that?” It will be like they are moving on ice. That is why I think a team from Antarctica will sweep this league.
The name Kings come from the king penguins the staple animal from Antarctica. But it actually goes deeper than that. The world-famous movie Happy Feet. It is a match made in heaven. Of course, we play soccer with our feet. This movie proves that the best animal at soccer would be the king penguin with their dancing technique. Their minute movement and lack of opposable thumbs make for a perfect mascot for this team.
With half the games already won in the season due to home advantage that’s when the away games come in. Playing soccer in Antarctica is like weighted training. Once the team is in normal climates and not freezing weather is when they will shine the best. You will see movement like you haven’t ever seen before. You will see dribble moves and think “is that guy double-jointed what the heck was that?” It will be like they are moving on ice. That is why I think a team from Antarctica will sweep this league.
The name Kings come from the king penguins the staple animal from Antarctica. But it actually goes deeper than that. The world-famous movie Happy Feet. It is a match made in heaven. Of course, we play soccer with our feet. This movie proves that the best animal at soccer would be the king penguin with their dancing technique. Their minute movement and lack of opposable thumbs make for a perfect mascot for this team.
