2024-11-26, 02:23 AM - Word count:
Hello SSL. I am still a tall can of Monster Loco Zero Sugar Monster Energy Drink. However, I have the ability to think and transmit my thoughts into the minds of the people within a 225 meter radius from me. This allows me to communicate with my teammates on the pitch, and with fans who are looking to talk with me. That is why people often trust my judgement. I also have the ability to break the fourth wall.
Now, I have received a few questions by a user named Kyamprac, who asked a multitude of questions regarding my being. I will answer as many as my creator allows me to.
First: It was the strange woman who did the wizardry. Second: She wanted to bring me to life out of intrigue. Third: She is not a raving lunatic, and she is a separate entity from me (I am not being forced to say this). Fourth: I do not like Red Bull, I would gladly team up with Beaver Buzz in schemes against Red Bull in retaliation, though. Fifth: I feel special when I see a Monster Energy sticker anywhere. Sixth: I roll around the field, and the power which I roll is largely dependent on how much willpower I possess at that time. That is all I can say.
Now, I have received a few questions by a user named Kyamprac, who asked a multitude of questions regarding my being. I will answer as many as my creator allows me to.
First: It was the strange woman who did the wizardry. Second: She wanted to bring me to life out of intrigue. Third: She is not a raving lunatic, and she is a separate entity from me (I am not being forced to say this). Fourth: I do not like Red Bull, I would gladly team up with Beaver Buzz in schemes against Red Bull in retaliation, though. Fifth: I feel special when I see a Monster Energy sticker anywhere. Sixth: I roll around the field, and the power which I roll is largely dependent on how much willpower I possess at that time. That is all I can say.
