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Entering the semifinals of the World Simulation Football Classic, Fry was surprised to find his name in the starting eleven for the match against Benelux! Ill conceived, perhaps - a mistake, quite possibly! Nevertheless, Fry took a handful of unknown enhancement drugs and struggled to tie his shoes under the haze of multivision. Stumbling the wrong way down the tunnel, Fry was herded toward the pitch by a gaggle of players and fans.
Immediately Fry found himself flying down the field, the narcotics taking full effect. The pass was not there, but Fry observed five glowing giraffes and an invisible buffalo galloping alongside him as he rushed back upfield. An adroit pass cut through the defense and Goddamn scored immediately, pulling Benelux ahead. Shortly thereafter, Cotswold fell injured, suspicious indeed.
Shortly thereafter, Fry received a throw-in and slotted the ball to Harrison in the clear, but the shot went wide of the mark. Settling in, with the haze of the drugs clearing Fry found himself striving harder for another opportunity - but none was to be had. The half drifted to an end, and Fry was pulled off in favor of Pelletier.
The second half proved to be a disaster. The equalizing goal was disallowed. A few minutes later, Goddamn put another goal through on a cross from Chicken. Furious with the course of the match, Harrison swept the legs from Van der Sloth and was given his marching orders. Chicken finished the game with another goal, sending the Pyrenees Union home.
Immediately Fry found himself flying down the field, the narcotics taking full effect. The pass was not there, but Fry observed five glowing giraffes and an invisible buffalo galloping alongside him as he rushed back upfield. An adroit pass cut through the defense and Goddamn scored immediately, pulling Benelux ahead. Shortly thereafter, Cotswold fell injured, suspicious indeed.
Shortly thereafter, Fry received a throw-in and slotted the ball to Harrison in the clear, but the shot went wide of the mark. Settling in, with the haze of the drugs clearing Fry found himself striving harder for another opportunity - but none was to be had. The half drifted to an end, and Fry was pulled off in favor of Pelletier.
The second half proved to be a disaster. The equalizing goal was disallowed. A few minutes later, Goddamn put another goal through on a cross from Chicken. Furious with the course of the match, Harrison swept the legs from Van der Sloth and was given his marching orders. Chicken finished the game with another goal, sending the Pyrenees Union home.
