2025-02-09, 07:17 PM - Word count:
*Separatist orders from the control ship - pacify the current system EARTH to bring Sol under Separatist control*
"Roger Roger"
Tactical droids commence the invasion. Bombardment ships entering the system atmosphere from 12 angles to conquer high density civilian targets. Embarkment shuttles grounded after cycle two of airspace control. Target: ground control of major local arena for future POWs. Orders Received.
"Roger Roger"
Full battalions march on city with end destination of arena. No Jedi force encountered, status continue attack.
"Roger Roger"
Battle for arena begin. March normal. Weapons normal. Unusual life forms engaged. Unable to compute tactical efficiency. Report: obese meatballs hooting with oscillating appendages. Pacification questionable. Small round black and white projectiles launched from feet. Command, orders fo.......ZZzZzZ....Retrea....zzzZZz.....
CRASH
*Report: Lower appendage immobile from debris. Assist. "Roger Roger"*
Tactical forces full retreat. Sport ball causing catastrophic damage. Do not engage.
*HELP. Unable to move. Cannot retreat. Roger Roger*
Full atmospheric retreat in progress. System control abandoned. EARTH mission lost.
.....
"So, Remy, what do we have here? One of them robots that hasn't met its maker yet. I wonder if we can rip out its brain and use it in the arena. Might make me a lot of money. What'ya say you clanker, you wanna make me rich?"
"Roger Roger?"
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"Roger Roger"
Tactical droids commence the invasion. Bombardment ships entering the system atmosphere from 12 angles to conquer high density civilian targets. Embarkment shuttles grounded after cycle two of airspace control. Target: ground control of major local arena for future POWs. Orders Received.
"Roger Roger"
Full battalions march on city with end destination of arena. No Jedi force encountered, status continue attack.
"Roger Roger"
Battle for arena begin. March normal. Weapons normal. Unusual life forms engaged. Unable to compute tactical efficiency. Report: obese meatballs hooting with oscillating appendages. Pacification questionable. Small round black and white projectiles launched from feet. Command, orders fo.......ZZzZzZ....Retrea....zzzZZz.....
CRASH
*Report: Lower appendage immobile from debris. Assist. "Roger Roger"*
Tactical forces full retreat. Sport ball causing catastrophic damage. Do not engage.
*HELP. Unable to move. Cannot retreat. Roger Roger*
Full atmospheric retreat in progress. System control abandoned. EARTH mission lost.
.....
"So, Remy, what do we have here? One of them robots that hasn't met its maker yet. I wonder if we can rip out its brain and use it in the arena. Might make me a lot of money. What'ya say you clanker, you wanna make me rich?"
"Roger Roger?"
(210 words)
