2025-02-23, 08:32 PM - Word count:
Grinding into the first top league season, Fry has been sharing playing time with the other left winger, Red Panda. Well... truth be told, Fry has been experimenting with some marginally illegal but very relaxing sleeping drugs. Dreams of vampires and werewolves dropping footballs have flooded his dreams and the fact of the matter is that Fry has been late to every match this week. Red Panda, an old and barely active player, has been called up every match to take care of the first half duties, while Fry strolls in late, gets his uniform on and has a donut and a coffee before entering the match after halftime.
Bernardo: All this and I'm still getting paid the same! Suck it management!
It is unclear how long this charade can carry on, but Fry is determined to continue collecting all the pay for minimal work for as long as possible. He's even collected a few assists in the premier league and things are going well. It's a victory for lazy people everywhere who should be taking notes of just how they too can get more money for fewer hours of work. Until next time, Fry is tuning out with another illicit night night pill.
Bernardo: All this and I'm still getting paid the same! Suck it management!
It is unclear how long this charade can carry on, but Fry is determined to continue collecting all the pay for minimal work for as long as possible. He's even collected a few assists in the premier league and things are going well. It's a victory for lazy people everywhere who should be taking notes of just how they too can get more money for fewer hours of work. Until next time, Fry is tuning out with another illicit night night pill.
