2025-10-08, 01:29 AM - Word count:
After the loss against Atlético Medellin, John Faxe Kondi seemed annoyed to only get an assist in the game.
"I should have contributed more. Way more. One assist and no goals? I swear, if I was the new assistant to Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada I would have been fired immediately. Well, not so much for my lack of contributions, I guess, but because I'm wearing shorts at work. That's a big no-no in that world, you have to understand that. In football, that is ok... or rather expected actually. But in the world of high fashion, no. Football boots? Maybe. Obviously, if you are the head designer of Hermès you can do whatever you want, but I'm just the assistant! Sorry, what was the question?"
After once again asking John Faxe Kondi how he is feeling after the game he stares into the abyss and finally says:"I should have contributed more. Way more. One assist and no goals? I swear, if I was the new assistant to Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada I would have been fired immediately. Well, not so much for my lack of contributions, I guess, but because I'm wearing shorts at work. That's a big no-no in that world, you have to understand that. In football, that is ok... or rather expected actually. But in the world of high fashion, no. Football boots? Maybe. Obviously, if you are the head designer of Hermès you can do whatever you want, but I'm just the assistant! Sorry, what was the question?"
"Meryl Streep really was the perfect actor for that role. Could you imagine anyone else doing it? No? Right! Could I do? Certainly not, I'm barely the assistant at this point! I'm sure I would mess up the coffee run. On good days I can carry three cups of coffee. But six cups for the entire staff? No way."
Stockholm lost this one but I am not convinced John Faxe Kondi is aware of it.
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