Victoria Falls Gazette: You'd be d(r)aft not to read this

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With the draft now in full swing the SSL now takes on a new identity.. The Super Secret League

But as you all know by now John Waffle hates secrets, they say loose lips sink ships and if that's the case these ships are sinking quicker than my draft stock, now with that being said he's the 3 big rumours you need to know about

Arsene locked in at 1st overall: an insider close to me has advised Arsene was the 1st overall pick and his new team was never in doubt who they wanted

Bob's stock draft rising rapidly: several rumours are swirling as after his musical debut teams are clamouring to get Bob in their team and the SSL management are all in agreement Bob won't be seeing the 2nd round this draft

One last major trade left in this draft: with the level of quality in this year's drafts teams are fighting each other for more draft stock this years and numerous people are saying there's one last draft trade that if they pull off will change the entire face of this draft

All my sources are confidential so no teams or individuals have been named 

You've been amazing, I've been John Waffle and as always this has been the Victoria Falls Gazette

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Cute little article, and I'd say you hit on 2/3 of your rumors! 3/5