2026-01-19, 05:52 AM - Word count:
OH HECK YEAH BRETHREN ITS TPE DAY!
It has been told for centuries, spreading amongst the younglings and elders alike, that one day, when the world had settled it’s global foray of battle, that there would be a day of reaping like none other. That bounties would unleash themselves upon the world, where thosr who waited, those who prepared, those who held strong and maintained their faith, would be rewarded in kind. They would gain rapid proficiency in a multitude of skills. They would find their minds clearer, more focused, and more diligent in their pursuits. They would find their limbs lighter, more robust, and gleaming. And of course they would become masters of their craft, by means of deific technique. It would be a glorious day when the trials and tribulations came to an end, and on the Monday, all of that struggle, that turmoil, would be rewarded.
May you all rest easy, with TPE in your hearts, in your minds, and in your feet.
It has been told for centuries, spreading amongst the younglings and elders alike, that one day, when the world had settled it’s global foray of battle, that there would be a day of reaping like none other. That bounties would unleash themselves upon the world, where thosr who waited, those who prepared, those who held strong and maintained their faith, would be rewarded in kind. They would gain rapid proficiency in a multitude of skills. They would find their minds clearer, more focused, and more diligent in their pursuits. They would find their limbs lighter, more robust, and gleaming. And of course they would become masters of their craft, by means of deific technique. It would be a glorious day when the trials and tribulations came to an end, and on the Monday, all of that struggle, that turmoil, would be rewarded.
May you all rest easy, with TPE in your hearts, in your minds, and in your feet.
