A Very Average Mock Draft

[Jack_Pow]

So we’re going to see a lot of these cropping up between now and the end of the season, and there will be lots of interesting and fun ways people will decide to do them. Not here, though, it’s going to be as boring as it can be. Here’s how the draft would look if players were picked in order of their average (get the title now?) rating! I’ve also removed all inactive players. (Also I’m sorry to whoever’s grading this, the formatting kept going haywire so I’m just going to post the images of the table, and I’ll send you the word document for the word count). Here goes:






Schwarzwalder & Montreal’s new intake:
Saba Kvekvetsia
Joe Mormor
John McDougal
Gold Ship
Mullet Man
Jay Pea

Rome & London's new intake:
Nacho Kusora
Dante Von Wolfe
Emmanuel Ofusu

Shanghai & Magyar's new intake:
Saphira Brightscales
Jake Ronaldo
Bruce McAllister
Owen Goal
John Warhurst
Owen Bryant

Buenos Aires & Athenai's new intake:
Alex Pena
Jayson Bryzski
STAR SCREAM

Xelaju & Masques' new intake:
Don BebeZ
Barry McGlynn
Sadie Black
Maurijo Rivers

Liffeyside & Rova's new intake:
Dennis van Huntelrooy
Zryachiy “The Headhunter”

Reykjavik & North Shore's new intake:
Ignignokt
Reece Munro
Scorp E. Unshark
Jimothy Erickson

Sao Paulo & Paris' new intake:
Ewan Purves
Walter Blanco
Moew enBach
Don Banjo
Albert Flowers

Hollywood & Capetown's new intake:
Nick Kasak
Arsene Cardinet
Geronimo Datbasted
Van Hieu Tang
Tim Quackareedoo
S Sei

Tenochtitlan & Krung's new intake:
Ozzy Boudreaux
Blaise N’Kufo
Leonardo Stone

Tokyo & Cairo's new intake:
Joshua Homme III Esquire Ltd
Jack Pow
Baptiste Azzola
Christopher Bergmann
Josh Harper
Eric Duic

Catalunya & Seoul's new intake:
Martin Krpan
Alexandre Canal
Kairo Vox
Umaq Yupanqui

And there we have it, folks! Some interesting picks for sure. I noticed a bunch of us Stockholm players went in pairs which is quite a coincidence!? Or maybe we just can't bear to part at the end of the season. Sao Paulo and Paris went in hard on the goalkeepers with enBach AND Flowers. Rome and London on the other hand went the opposite way and started stockpiling strikers in Kusora and Von Wolfe, who would make a hell of a front two!

and I’ll be checking back after the draft to see how many I got right! Let me know your thoughts, who had the "best draft", and are you happy with where you went? ;)

[Definia]

A very average write up!

[CamGoldenGun]

We'll go with 400 words here
+250k bonus

Again, same as the other mock drafts, really hard to grade a table but thanks for summerizing at the bottom. Good luck in the draft!