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CPT 2

Dramatic Introduction Music, Showing Abstract Animation of Blue and Red Streaks of Light

Water. Fluid. Coursing through time and ever-present. Hot or cold, awakening or refreshing. Key.

Food. Matter. Surging energy to move, lightning across space. The oil for the body's engine.

Everyone needs water and food to live. Hydration is key in all facets of life, while food gives you the energy to tackle the day. However, smart hydration and food consumption is even more important across the 90+ minutes on the soccer pitch.

Andre Caetano, heir apparent of the Caetano Confectionaries Company, chose to make his living on that pitch. While his highly-successful family sells chocolate milk and sweet sustenance, Andre has had to endure nutritionist-approved spring water and counting calories. Dessert is for winners after all, and to get there you have to work hard on the pitch.

But, you shouldn't have to suffer off the pitch too. Slovenian Hills Hydration presents "Voda and Dalektable Bites" to athletes and active individuals, a new way to stay on top of your game without having to sacrifice your happiness. Pick from a wide range of flavors to fuel your workout, from the Cookie Batter Combo where milk-flavored water meets chocolate-chip cookie protein bites, all the way to Mango Madness where bubbly oranja juice is paired with dried mango slices covered in jalapeno flakes. "Voda and Dalektable Bites" will energize, invigorate, and empower. Then, after working your way towards victory, you can snack on delicious treats from Caetano Confectionaries Company without guilt.

Watch the Alpine Federation and follow along as the "Alpiners" and "Mountain Men" train for the next World Soccer Federation Classic.

Slovenian Hills Hydration is the official partner of the Alpine Federation. Remember, stay hydrated.

This ad was sponsored by the Caetano Confectionaries Company, Slovenian Hills Hydration, and their respective subsidiaries. Any similarity to other players names or branding is purely coincidental and does not reflect the Caetano Confectionaries Company providing a substantial cash donation to Slovenian Hills Hydration to change their intended sponsor athlete. All rhetoric that falsely implies such will be met with litigation.

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**Darthus**

Career PT#2

Towards the end of his second season at Inter London, after a particularly awful 4-0 loss to North Shore United, Shingo Takechi received an e-mail from Daimaki Glasses corporation with a sponsorship opportunity. They wanted to shoot an advertisement promoting their glasses featuring Takechi, who had become a decently popular name back in his home country of Japan due to his foreign exploits. Thus, as soon as Inter London's final game of the season was over, a 1-2 defeat to F.C. Kaapstad, Takechi flew back to Japan to shoot the commercial.

Once there, Takechi was briefed on what he would have to do for the commercial. The plan was for him to pretend to have bad vision, and have a kid score a few penalties past him, before he put on some Daimaki branded glasses and save the kid's next few penalties, things would escalate from there, as the kid would then hop into a mech suit and fire football shaped missiles towards Takechi, but then the Daimaki glasses would turn into a full body mech suit for Takechi as well, and fire eyelasers destroying the football missiles and the kid's mech suit, the commercial would then end with Takechi thanking the company for providing him with the glasses, then punting the kid goalkick-style, all of this done with copious amounts of CGI and editing.

Takechi thought the commercial was a bit weird, but having grown up watching exactly these kinds of weird Japanese commercials, he decided it was fine as long as he was being fairly compensated for it.

However, things hit a snag almost immediately, as it turned out that Takechi couldn't see through the pair of Daimaki glasses that he was provided, Daimaki tried swapping out the pair for another one, but those were defective as well. Eventually, they found a pair that worked, but it was in much too small a size for Takechi, so they pivoted. Instead of having Takechi put on the glasses, they had the kid put on the glasses, and they reversed the roles of the commercial too, having the kid defeat Takechi before kicking him through the goalnet and into the stands behind.

When the commercial aired, all of Takechi's friends had a good laugh, but it didn't matter to Takechi, as even if it had been a somewhat embarassing ordeal, he had at least walked out of it with a good deal more money than before, and he could now rightfully say that he was a professional football player after picking up his first bit of personal sponsorship.

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Prayl07

Career 2

Otto Rocket had a very quite season for CS Rova in his rookie campaign. Otto had headed home deflated after the relegation playoff ended in a loss for Rova. Otto having a knock unfortunately didn't get to compete for the last two matches so he was in a very bad spot mentally.

Although California is a long way from where CS Rova called home, Otto took the long trip home just to get some relaxation in. As he spent the week catching up with his dad, sister and friend, Otto got a call that changed his life!

His Agent screams "Otto, USC sports medicine wants to make you a spokesperson for them! They have some exciting ideas and want you to come and speak with the.!"

USC was located only about an hour from Ocean Shores so this was perfect. Otto could help get more fans and bring even more fans to CA Rova, all while he could still have plenty of time to relax with friends and family and eat his dad's food at the Snack Shack!

Otto and his friends went down to USC sports medicine facility and they were shown all the state-of-art technology in recovery. Otto had to chance to talk to top sport scientist and physios. He even was able to get a full body scan and plan for recovery week to week. Otto took as many mental notes and numbers down so this could play to his advantage as he looked to do something amazing in his 2nd campaign.

Then it came time to meet the director for the commercial spot. They went over the plan: Otto would be on a clear scoring chance just looking to beat the goal, when suddenly a defender takes both of Otto's legs out. Otto stays down. The screen flashes to Otto on crutches in a dim locker room. The the screen flips to Otto walking into USC Sports Medicine. There's clips of the doctor showing what happened, then Otto meeting with a physical therapist and being pushed through therapy. Then it shows the doctor going over recovery plans. Finally it shows Otto on the pitch again 1v1 against the keeper when another defender slides but Otto jumps them and scores! "USC Sports Medicine. Getting you back on the pitch better than before!"

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**Aenir**

Career PT #2

Beelze Bot has had his first National Sponsorship! A lovely company named Indulgentia stricto Has contacted Beelze to spearhead their new Virtual Indulgentia Tokens. A way to have the temporal effects of your virtual wrongs reduced! As Proclaimed by the Space Pope Pope Impius XII in 2822 in his “Discipulus Studiorum Minorum” Proclamation. Beelze is happy to offer these virtual tokens, each with a unique art signifier! For a mere XCIX Payments of $99.99 (or the equivalent in your local currency) You can be assured of your entrance into virtual heaven! All virtual misdeeds having been paid down in your actual (Virtual) life!

But Wait! Don’t nail 95 complaints to your nearest message board! We Have another deal for you! According to the Tonsura clericalis of 2783, We are authorized to allow participants of the above deal a special deal on haircuts! Beelze is being told that if you act now, you can get the haircut FOR FREE!!! Futher more, the members of the Traditionis Custodes are allowing a limited number of callers to knock X Payments off their total! That is a reduction from XCIX Payments to a Mere LXXXIX! But only if you act within the next 5 minutes! Call 1-900-244-5653 To Get into contact right now for your deal of a virtual lifetime!

Still not convinced? Well, you drive a hard bargain with your hard drive! Beelze can offer; for right now ONLY; A genuine Papal Trading card with piece of mass-used pontifical vestment swatch AND the Pontifical Autograph with its own certificate of authenticity. You cannot get these anywhere outside of the Space Vatican. These are exceedingly rare. Start your collection now!
Once again if this interests you, dial 1-900-244-5653 on your nearest telephonic device, and punch in your Bank Account Numbers. We even automatically debit the transaction for you, talk about ease of purchase!

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DigDoug11

Task 2

After a few seasons in the SSL, Black leg has finally started to catch the eyes of some sponsors! Which honestly, it was only a matter of time! He was offered two deals, one from a high end cologne company, the other a cleat company. Sanji had hoped that he would get an offer from a kitchen supply company, but how many soccer players are getting kitchen ware deals. Non the less, Sanji was excited to have his own line of cleats called “Diable XI”. Built specifically around his play style; speed, control, and striking power. But he did have some questions about why it was the 11th, they assured Sanji that it would help drive sales, something about analysts studying sales, ya know, boring stuff. Next the cleat needed a slogan, and after hearing dozens of them, once Sanji heard “Every step ignites the moment” he knew they had found the perfect tag line! So they had the name and tag line, now they need a design! Sanji only had one request, black and gold, because nothing makes a statement like black and gold according to Sanji. With that in mind, the cleat company came up with an all black cleat with gold trim, flames on the insole and a logo featuring a sleek flaming footprint with a stylized “XI” in it. Next, they just need an ad concept, which is probably the most important part! Now the add depart had everything all planned out. The video would open to complete darkness, and the sound of footsteps echoing. Close up of Diable XI hitting the ground with sparks and embers effect to a quick cut of Sanji dribbling through defenders to a slow motion strike then the ball speeding to the top corner of the net. With a voice over saying “Precision isn’t given… it’s crafted” while the ball is crashing the net. The final shot, Sanji walking off as the field subtly “burns” behind him with the tagline “Every step ignites the moment” - Diable XI fading in. The next part will be wearing the cleats in a game and making a ton of money for the sales! Hopefully the next sponsor that calls in a kitchen appliance company, Sanji needs a new oven!

Approved. Pulling for Sanji to get his free oven in the future!

lemonoppy

https://forum.simulationsoccer.com/showt...5#pid95265

Lisfor IloveZeagle is not a big advertisement draw. Try as he might, his play, his personality (his love for Zeagle) has been a big hindrance for his agent when trying to get him some outside sources of money. And it’s not for lack of trying! Or agents! ILoveZeagle has also been dropped by many agents as they publicly state that it’s for “logistical” reasons or a “disconnect” in goals, but all of it is because ILoveZeagle is a gifted player who doesn’t know how to play the ball, and is faltering. He’s been gifted physically, we know this, but he’s had difficulty translating to the next level, and he’s been seen as a bust, but no fear, his mom is his agent and she’s gotten him his first sponsorship. At the next press conference, for season open, this relegated forward has some new stuff to show off, it’s his hair cut! Sponsored by his mom’s hair salon, ILoveZeagle will be sporting a new perm from Zeagle’s Hair Salon in Anyang, right beside the PC Baang in Bakdal Market! The Zeagle Hair Salon specializes in perms, cuts, and colouring for women and the elderly, all available at a fantastic, affordable price! Sure, it’s not quite the glitzy, glamorous sponsorship that he might have wanted, but you have to start somewhere, and Ilovezeagle was scared of his mom if he had said no. Sporting his fresh new perm, you can see the ILoveZeagle hair evolve just as he evolves on the pitch. No house calls, but you’re welcome to walk in or make a reservation, there’s also a KakaoTalk business link so you can text for reservations or any kind of inspiration you might have or need to get your fresh new look. Zeagle Hair Salon is your fresh new place to go to clean up, to gab, and to feel your best.

Approved. I love ILoveZeagle!

Turd Ferguson

Career PT #2

Turd Ferguson recently picked up his first national corporate sponsorship after a strong rookie campaign that saw him minding the net for Krung Thep in the top flight. Turd is now proud to be the corporate spokesperson for Wacky Wafers Incorporated, the Vatican’s premier custom designed communion wafer company. Having famously grown up on the streets of the Vatican before being adopted by the Pope, Turd is something of a household name around Vatican City, and people had been clamoring for communion wafers with Turd’s likeness printed on them. And now, thanks to Wacky Wafers Incorporated, anyone attending church services around the world can enjoy a little taste of Turd Ferguson when they take communion. These wafers have taken off in recent days, with congregations across the globe reporting record surges in attendance as people attempt to get their hands (and tongues) on their very own Turd Ferguson Commemorative Communion Wafer. So now, Turd has become a savior of the people both on and off the field.

But that’s not all! As Wacky Wafers Incorporated is a wholly owned subsidiary of PopeCo Enterprises, Turd is now a member of the PopeCo family. As such, he now engages in cross-promotional branding endeavors which require him to appear in advertisements for products such as Pope Pods, which are laundry pods filled with holy water and detergent. Turd is also called upon quite often to give endorsements for various brands of communion wine that PopeCo produces, because nothing pairs with a good communion wine better than a quality Turd Ferguson branded communion wafer. All this corporate sponsorship airtime has elevated Turd to a new level of stardom across the league, with his own cheering section at games, a custom fight song developed by his fan club, and a statue of Turd (in wafer form) being erected outside of Krung Thep’s stadium. It has certainly been a whirlwind couple months for Turd, and all this is happening after only his first sponsorship! The world will wait with bated breath to see what comes next for Turd Ferguson.

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Approved. Can't wait to see what comes next for Turd!